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从前有一位可爱的公主 cóngqián yǒu yí wèi kěài de gōngzhǔ
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
但是她被可怕的魔法控制了 dànshì tā bèi kěpà de mófǎ kòngzhì le
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort...
只有真爱的初吻才可以解除这魔法 zhǐ yǒu zhēnài de chū wěn cái kěyǐ jiěchú zhè mófǎ
which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
她被困在一个城堡里 tā bèi kùn zài yí gè chéngbǎo lǐ
She was locked away in a castle...
由一只喷火龙看守着 yóu yì zhǐ pēnhuǒ lóng kānshǒu zhāo
guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想 把她从这可怕的监狱中救走 yǒu xǔduō yǒnggǎn de qíshì céngjīng xiǎng bǎ tā cóng zhè kěpà de jiānyù zhōng jiù zǒu
Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,
但是 没有一个成功 dànshì méi yǒu yí gè chénggōng
but none prevailed.
她关在被喷火龙看守着的 tā guān zài bèi pēnhuǒ lóng kānshǒu zhāo de
She waited in the dragon's keep...
城堡里最高的房间里 chéngbǎo lǐ zuì gāo de fángjiān lǐ
in the highest room of the tallest tower...
等待着真爱的初吻 děngdài zhāo zhēnài de chū wěn
for her true love and true love's first kiss.
那是不会发生的 nà shì búhuì fāshēng de
[Laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen.
- [Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes] - What a load of--
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I am not the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
The years start coming and they don't stop coming
片名:怪物史莱克 piānmíng :guàiwu shǐ lái kè
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do So much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now You're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire How 'bout yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
- Hey, now, you're an all-star - [Shouting]
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould
[Belches]
- Go! - Go!
- [Record Scratching] - Go. Go. Go.
Hey, now You're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould
-我想它在里面 -我们去吧! -wǒ xiǎng tā zài lǐmiàn -wǒmen qù ba !
- Think it's in there? - AI right. Let's get it!
慢着!你知道会发生什么吗? màn zhāo !nǐ zhīdào huì fāshēng shénme ma ?
Whoa. Ho Id on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
它会把你的骨头当面包吃 tā huì bǎ nǐ de gǔtou dāngmiàn bāo chī
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.
其实那是一个巨人 qíshí nà shì yí gè jùrén
[Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.
不过 更糟糕的可能是个怪物 búguò gēng zāogāo de kěnéng shì gè guàiwu
Now, ogres-- They're much worse.
它们会扒下你们新鲜的皮肤做汤 tāmen huì bā xià nǐmen xīnxiān de pífū zuò tāng
They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
挖出你的心肝 wā chū nǐ de xīngān
- No! - They'll shave your liver.
用你的眼睛榨果汁 yòng nǐ de yǎnjing zhà guǒzhī
Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
-这样吃吐司面包味道会很好 -退后 退后 怪物 -zhèyàng chī tǔsī miànbāo wèidao huì hěn hǎo -tuì hòu tuì hòu guàiwu
- Actually, it's quite good on toast. - Back! Back, beast!
我警告你 wǒ jǐnggào nǐ
Back! I warn ya!
- [Gasping] - Right.
[Roaring]
- [Shouting] - [Roaring]
[Roaring Continues]
[Shouting Continues]
你们还不快走就没有机会了 nǐmen hái búkuài zǒu jiù méi yǒujī huì le
[Whispers] This is the part where you run away.
- [Gasping] - [Laughs]
[Laughing]
滚吧! gǔn ba !
And stay out!
通缉:童话人物 tōngjī :tónghuà rénwù
Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.
[Sighs]
好的 这车满了 hǎo de zhè chē mǎn le
[Man's Voice] All right. This one's full.
拉走 lā zǒu
- Take it away! - [Gasps]
-走 快点 快点 -下一个 -zǒu kuàidiǎn kuàidiǎn -xiàyīge
- Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next!
给我 你飞行的日子要结束了 gěi wǒ nǐ fēixíng de rìzi yào jiéshù le
Give me that! Your flying days are over.
这是给你的20银币 下一个! zhè shì gěi nǐ de 20yínbì xiàyīge !
That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
起来 快点 qǐlai kuàidiǎn
- Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces.
- [Thudding] - Sit down there!
安静点! ānjìng diǎn !
- Keep quiet! - [Crying]
笼子太小了 lóngzi tài xiǎo le
This cage is too small.
请不要让我进去 我不再顽固了 qǐng bú yào ràng wǒ jìnqù wǒ búzài wángù le
Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.
我会改的 再给我一次机会 wǒ huì gǎi de zài gěi wǒ yícì jīhuì
I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
闭嘴 bìzuǐ
- Oh, shut up. - Oh! - Next!
-下一个 什么东西 -这是一个小木偶 -xiàyīge shénme dōngxī -zhè shì yí gè xiǎo mùǒu
- What have you got? - This little wooden puppet.
我不是木偶 我是一个真正的男孩 wǒ bú shì mùǒu wǒ shì yí gè zhēnzhèng de nánhái
I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
5先令给你这个疯狂的玩具 5xiānlìng gěi nǐ zhège fēngkuáng de wánjù
Five shillings for the possessed toy.
拿走 názǒu
- Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this!
下一个 什么东西? xiàyīge shénme dōngxī ?
- Help me! - Next. What have you got?
我有一头会说话的驴子 wǒ yǒu yìtóu huì shuōhuà de lǘzi
- Well, I've got a talking donkey. - [Grunts]
好的 如果你能证明 我给你十先令 hǎo de rúguǒ nǐ néng zhèngmíng wǒ gěi nǐ shí xiānlìng
Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
好的 说吧 伙计 hǎo de shuō ba huǒji
Oh, go ahead, little fella.
Well?
哦 它只是有点紧张 ò tā zhǐshì yǒudiǎn jǐnzhāng
Oh, oh, he's just-- He's just a little nervous.
它可是个话匣子呀 说话啊!你这头蠢驴! tā kěshì gè huàxiázi ya shuōhuà a !nǐ zhè tóu chǔnlǘ !
He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt--
- 好了 我听够了 守卫! - 不 不 它能说话 - hǎo le wǒ tīng gòu le shǒuwèi ! - -bu- -bu- tā néng shuōhuà
-That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - No, no, he talks!
我能说话 我爱说话 wǒ néng shuōhuà wǒ ài shuōhuà
He does. I can talk. I love to talk.
我是你见过的最能说话的驴子 wǒ shì nǐ jiàn guò de zuì néng shuōhuà de lǘzi
I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
- 把她带走 - 不 不要 - bǎ tā dàizǒu - -bu- bú yào
- Get her out of my sight. - No, no!
我发誓 它能说话 wǒ fāshì tā néng shuōhuà
I swear! Oh! He can talk!
[Gasps]
嘿 我会飞! hēi wǒ huì fēi !
Hey! I can fly!
-它会飞 -会飞! -tā huì fēi -huì fēi !
- He can fly! - He can fly!
它说话了 对了 笨蛋 tā shuōhuà le duìle bèndàn
- He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool!
对 现在我是会飞会说话的驴子 duì xiànzài wǒ shì huì fēi huì shuōhuà de lǘzi
Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.
你可能看过蝇子 而且是一个很大的蝇子 nǐ kěnéng kàn guò yíngzi érqiě shì yí gè hěn dà de yíngzi
You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly,
不过你肯定没有看过会飞的驴子 búguò nǐ kěndìng méi yǒu kàn guò huì fēi de lǘzi
but I bet you are not never seen a donkey fly.
Ha, ha!
Uh-oh.
[Grunts]
抓住它 zhuāzhù tā
Seize him!
After him! He's getting away!
[Grunts, Gasps]
在这边 快过来 zài zhèbiān kuài guòlái
[Man] Get him! This way! Turn!
是你 怪物 shì nǐ guàiwu
You there. Ogre!
什么事? shénme shì ?
Aye?
奉弗瓜王之命 授权我逮捕你们两个 fèng fú guā wáng zhī mìng shòuquán wǒ dàibǔ nǐmen liǎng gè
By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorised to place you both under arrest...
送到一个指定地... sòng dào yí gè zhǐdìng de ...
and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility.
是吗?你和什么军队? shì ma ?nǐ hé shénme jūnduì ?
Oh, really? You and what army?
[Gasps, Whimpering]
[Chuckles]
我可以跟你说话吗? wǒ kěyǐ gēn nǐ shuōhuà ma ?
Can I say something to you?
听着 你的确有些本领 了不起! tīng zhāo nǐ díquè yǒuxiē běnlǐng liǎobuqǐ !
Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!
你在跟我说话吗? nǐ zài gēn wǒ shuōhuà ma ?
Are you talking to-- me? Whoa!
是的 我在跟你说话 你刚才真的很厉害 shìde wǒ zài gēn nǐ shuōhuà nǐ gāngcái zhēn de hěn lìhai
Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards!
那些侍卫以为自己很棒 然后你一出现 砰! nàxiē shìwèi yǐwéi zìjǐ hěn bàng ránhòu nǐ yì chūxiàn pēng !
They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!
都跑光了 dōu páo guāng le
They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods.
我看了感觉很爽 wǒ kàn le gǎnjué hěn shuǎng
That really made me feel good to see that.
- 很棒 真的 - 获得自由的感觉真好 - hěn bàng zhēn de - huòdé zìyóu de gǎnjué zhēn hǎo
- Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free.
去跟你的朋友庆祝你的自由吧 qù gēn nǐ de péngyou qìngzhù nǐ de zìyóu ba
Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
可是我没有朋友 kěshì wǒ méi yǒu péngyou
But, uh, I don't have any friends.
我也不会单独出去 wǒ yě búhuì dāndú chūqù
And I'm not going out there by myself.
嘿 等等 我有一个很好的建议 我跟着你好吗 hēi děngděng wǒ yǒu yí gè hěn hǎo de jiànyì wǒ gēnzhe nǐ hǎo ma
Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.
你是一个令人恐惧的绿色怪物 nǐ shì yí gè lìngrén kǒngjù de lǜsè guàiwu
You're a mean, green, fighting machine.
遇到我们的人会被我们一起吓跑 yùdào wǒmen de rén huì bèi wǒmen yìqǐ hè páo
Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
[Roaring]
噢 真吓人 ō zhēn hè rén
Oh, wow! That was really scary.
这很可怕 如果不管用 你呼口气就可以了 zhè hěn kěpà rúguǒ bùguǎn yòng nǐ hū kǒuqì jiù kěyǐ le
If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done,
你需要些口香糖 你有点口臭 nǐ xūyào xiē kǒuxiāngtáng nǐ yǒudiǎn kǒuchòu
'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
你几乎把我的鼻毛都烧着了 nǐ jīhū bǎ wǒ de bí máo dōu shāo zhāo le
You almost burned the hair outta my nose,
就像那次... jiù xiàng nà cì ...
just like the time-- [Mumbling]
...我吃了一些烂草莓后放了很多屁 ...wǒ chī le yìxiē làn cǎoméi hòu fàng le hěn duō pì
Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.
你为什么跟着我? nǐ wèishénme gēnzhe wǒ ?
Why are you following me?
我告诉你原因 wǒ gàosu nǐ yuányīn
I'll tell you why.
因为我寂寞 yīnwèi wǒ jìmò
'Cause I'm all alone
没有人陪我 méi yǒurén péi wǒ
There's no one here beside me
我的烦恼都走开 wǒ de fánnǎo dōu zǒukāi
My problems have all gone
没有人会嘲笑我 méi yǒurén huì cháoxiào wǒ
There's no one to deride me
当你有了朋友... dāng nǐ yǒule péngyou ...
But you gotta have friends--
别唱了! bié chàng le !
Stop singing!
怪不得你没有朋友 guàibude nǐ méi yǒu péngyou
It's no wonder you don't have any friends.
噢 只有真正的朋友才会这么诚实 ō zhǐ yǒu zhēnzhèng de péngyou cái huì zhème chéngshí
Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
听着 驴子 看看我 我是什么? tīng zhāo lǘzi kànkan wǒ wǒ shì shénme ?
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
Uh--
- 真高? - 不!我是个怪物 - zhēn gāo ? - bù !wǒ shì gè guàiwu
- Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre.
想像一下:拿着你的火把和草杈! xiǎngxiàng yíxià :ná zhāo nǐ de huǒbǎ hé cǎo chā !
You know. Grab your torch and pitchforks.
这不让你烦恼吗? zhè bú ràng nǐ fánnǎo ma ?
Doesn't that bother you?
不 bù
Nope.
- 真的? - 真的 真的 - zhēn de ? - zhēn de zhēn de
- Really? - Really, really.
我喜欢你 你叫什么? wǒ xǐhuan nǐ nǐ jiào shénme ?
- Oh. - Man, I like you. What's your name?
史莱克 shǐ lái kè
Uh, Shrek.
史莱克?知道我喜欢你什么? shǐ lái kè ?zhīdào wǒ xǐhuan nǐ shénme ?
Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?
你不在乎别人怎么看自己 nǐ búzàihu biéren zěnme kàn zìjǐ
You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody- thinks-of-me thing.
我喜欢这个 我敬佩这个 史莱克 wǒ xǐhuan zhège wǒ jìngpèi zhège shǐ lái kè
I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.
瞧那边!谁住在那里? qiáo nàbian !shéi zhù zài nàli ?
Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that?
那是我的家 nà shì wǒ de jiā
That would be my home.
很好!太漂亮了! hěn hǎo !tài piàoliang le !
Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
你是个相当不错的装饰设计家 在预算有限的情况下 你所做的令人惊叹! nǐ shì gè xiāngdāng búcuò de zhuāngshì shèjì jiā zài yùsuàn yǒuxiàn de qíngkuàng xià nǐ suǒ zuò de lìngrén jīngtàn !
You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.
我喜欢那块石头 很漂亮 wǒ xǐhuan nà kuài shítou hěn piàoliang
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
我猜想你家里不常来客人 wǒ cāixiǎng nǐ jiālǐ bù cháng láikè rén
I guess you don't entertain much, do you?
我喜欢一个人呆着 wǒ xǐhuan yígèrén dāi zhāo
I like my privacy.
我也是这样 这是我们的另一个共同点 wǒ yě shì zhèyàng zhè shì wǒmen de lìngyī gè gòngtóngdiǎn
You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common.
我讨厌有人来 wǒ tǎoyàn yǒurén lái
Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face.
来了就不肯走 尴尬的沉默 lái le jiù bù kěn zǒu gāngà de chénmò
You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
- 我跟你住可以吗? - 什么? - wǒ gēn nǐ zhù kěyǐ ma ? - shénme ?
- Can I stay with you? - Uh, what?
让我跟你一起住 好吗? ràng wǒ gēn nǐ yìqǐ zhù hǎo ma ?
Can I stay with you, please?
- 当然! - 真的? - dāngrán ! - zhēn de ?
- Of course! - Really?
- 不! - 我不想回去! - bù ! - wǒ bù xiǎng huíqu !
- No. - Please! I don't wanna go back there!
你知道被当作怪物的感受 nǐ zhīdào bèi dàngzuò guàiwu de gǎnshòu
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do.
这就是为什么我们要在一起 让我留下吧! zhè jiùshì wèishénme wǒmen yào zàiyīqǐ ràng wǒ liúxià ba !
But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!
- 求求你! - 好吧 - qiú qiú nǐ ! - hǎo ba
- Please! Please! - Okay! Okay!
- 但你只能呆一晚上 - 谢谢! - dàn nǐ zhǐnéng dāi yì wǎnshang - xièxie !
- But one night only. - Ah! Thank you!
这将会很有趣! zhè jiānghuì hěn yǒuqù !
- What are you-- No! No! - This is gonna be fun!
我们晚点儿睡 一起讲故事 wǒmen wǎndiǎn ér shuì yìqǐ jiǎng gùshì
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories,
早上我做薄饼 zǎoshang wǒ zuò báobǐng
and in the morning I'm making waffles.
我在哪里睡? wǒ zài nǎlǐ shuì ?
- Oh! - Where do, uh, I sleep?
外面! wàimiàn !
Outside!
哇 那很酷 wā nà hěn kù
Oh, well, I guess that's cool.
我的意思是我不了解你 你也不了解我 wǒ de yìsi shì wǒ bùliǎo xiè nǐ nǐ yě bùliǎo xiè wǒ
I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me,
因此我想外头最好 yīncǐ wǒ xiǎng wàitou zuì hǎo
so I guess outside is best, you know.
我出去了 wǒ chūqù le
[Sniffles] Here I go.
晚安 wǎnān
Good night. [Sighs]
我确实喜欢在外面 我是驴 生来就喜欢外面 wǒ quèshí xǐhuan zàiwài miàn wǒ shì lǘ shēnglái jiù xǐhuan wàimiàn
I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside.
只有我一个人在外面 zhǐ yǒu wǒ yígèrén zàiwài miàn
I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know.
一个人 在外面 yígèrén zàiwài miàn
By myself, outside.
只有我一个人 这里除了我没有别人 zhǐ yǒu wǒ yígèrén zhèlǐ chúle wǒ méi yǒubié rén
I'm all alone There's no one here beside me
[Bubbling]
[Sighs]
[Creaking]
我不是告诉你呆在外头吗? wǒ bú shì gàosu nǐ dāi zàiwài tóu ma ?
[Sighs] I thought I told you to stay outside.
我是在外头 wǒ shì zàiwài tóu
- I am outside. - [Clattering]
[Clattering]
这比农场差远了 不过还有什么办法呢? zhè bǐ nóngchǎng chàyuǎn le búguò hái yǒu shénme bànfǎ ne ?
Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?
这不是家 但还算不错 zhè bú shì jiā dàn hái suàn búcuò
It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
多好的床 duō hǎo de chuáng
What a lovely bed.
- 抓到你了 - 我找到了些奶酪 - zhuā dào nǐ le - wǒ zhǎodào le xiē nǎilào
- Got ya. - [Sniffs] I found some cheese.
真恶心! zhēn ěxīn !
- Ow! [Grunts] - Blah! Awful stuff.
- 是你吗 戈德? - 你怎么知道是我? - shì nǐ ma gē dé ? - nǐ zěnme zhīdào shì wǒ ?
- Is that you, Gorder? - How did you know?
够了!你在我的房子里干嘛? gòu le !nǐ zài wǒ de fángzi lǐ gànmá ?
Enough! What are you doing in my house?
[Grunts] Hey!
不 不 不! bù -bu- bù !
- [Snickers] - Oh, no, no, no.
- 死人不能放在桌子上 - 可床已经被占了! - sǐrén bù néng fàng zài zhuōzi shàng - kě chuáng yǐjīng bèi zhàn le !
- Dead broad off the table. - Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
Huh? [Gasps]
什么? shénme ?
[Male Voice] What?
我住在沼泽地里 我贴出告示 我是个可怕的怪物! wǒ zhù zài zhǎozédì lǐ wǒ tiē chū gàoshi wǒ shì gè kěpà de guàiwu !
I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre!
我怎么才能保留点隐私呢? wǒ zěnme cáinéng bǎoliú diǎn yǐnsī ne ?
What do I have to do to get a little privacy?
- 啊! - 不 - a ! - bù
- Aah! - Oh, no.
哦 不 ò bù
Oh, no.
不...不! bù ...bù !
- No! No! - [Cackling]
- [Cackling Continues] - What?
- Quit it. - Don't push.
- [Squeaking] - [Lows]
你们在我的沼泽地里干什么? nǐmen zài wǒ de zhǎozédì lǐ gàn shénme ?
What are you doing in my swamp?
[Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
- [Gasping] - Oh, dear!
Whoa!
好 出去 你们都离开这里 走开! hǎo chūqù nǐmen dōu líkāi zhèlǐ zǒukāi !
All right, get out of here. All of you, move it!
快点儿 快! kuàidiǎnr kuài !
Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!
不 bù
- Quickly. Come on! - No, no!
不是那里 不是那里 bú shì nàli bú shì nàli
No, no. Not there. Not there.
- Oh! - [Sighs]
别看我 不是我请他们来的 bié kàn wǒ bú shì wǒ qǐng tāmen lái de
Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.
没人请我们来 méi rén qǐng wǒmen lái
Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
- 什么? -我们被迫来到这里 - shénme ? -wǒmen bèipò láidào zhèlǐ
- What? - We were forced to come here.
- 谁强迫你们? - 弗瓜王 - shéi qiǎngpò nǐmen ? - fú guā wáng
- By who? - Lord Farquaad.
他把我们赶走 tā bǎ wǒmen gǎnzǒu
He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice.
[Sighs] All right.
谁知道弗瓜王在哪里? shéizhīdào fú guā wáng zài nǎlǐ ?
Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?
我知道 wǒ zhīdào
- [Murmuring] - Oh, I do. I know where he is.
还有人知道在哪里能找到他吗? hái yǒurén zhīdào zài nǎlǐ néng zhǎodào tā ma ?
Does anyone else know where to find him?
- 没人知道? - 我知道! - méi rén zhīdào ? - wǒ zhīdào !
- Any one at all? - Me! Me!
- 谁知道? - 选我! - shéizhīdào ? - xuǎn wǒ !
- Anyone? - Oh! Oh, pick me!
我知道!我知道!我! wǒ zhīdào !wǒ zhīdào !wǒ !
Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!
好 hǎo
[Sighs] Okay, fine.
注意 你们这些童话人物 zhùyì nǐmen zhèxiē tónghuà rénwù
Attention, all fairy tale things.
别再享受了 欢迎已经正式结束了 bié zài xiǎngshòu le huānyíng yǐjīng zhèngshì jiéshù le
Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out.
实际上 我马上就要去见弗瓜王这个家伙 shíjìshàng wǒ mǎshàng jiù yào qù jiàn fú guā wáng zhège jiāhuo
In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now...
把你们从我这里弄走 回你们老家! bǎ nǐmen cóng wǒ zhèlǐ lòng zǒu huí nǐmen lǎojiā !
and get you all off my land and back where you came from!
[Cheering]
- [Twittering] - [Cheering Continues]
Oh! You!
你! nǐ !
你跟我来 nǐ gēn wǒ lái
You're coming with me.
这正是我喜欢听到的 zhè zhèngshì wǒ xǐhuan tīngdào de
All right, that's what I like to hear, man.
史莱克和驴 两个朋友一起去冒险 shǐ lái kè hé lǘ liǎng gè péngyou yìqǐ qù màoxiǎn
Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure.
我喜欢 wǒ xǐhuan
I love it!
又上路了 史莱克 跟我一起唱 yòu shànglù le shǐ lái kè gēn wǒ yìqǐ chàng
- On the road again Sing it with me, Shrek. - Hey. Oh, oh!
我迫不及待要上路了... wǒ pòbùjídài yào shànglù le ...
I can't wait to get on the road again
关于唱歌我刚才说什么了? guānyú chànggē wǒ gāngcái shuō shénme le ?
What did I say about singing?
- 我可以吹口哨儿吗? - 不 - wǒ kěyǐ chuīkǒushào ér ma ? - bù
- Can I whistle? - No.
- 可以哼歌吗? - 好吧 哼吧 - kěyǐ hēng gē ma ? - hǎo ba hēng ba
- Can I hum it? - All right, hum it.
[Humming]
[Grunts]
[Whimpering]
够了 他要开口了 gòu le tā yào kāikǒu le
That's enough. He's ready to talk.
[Coughing]
[Laughing]
[Clears Throat]
跑 跑 赶快跑 páo páo gǎnkuài páo
Run, run, run, as fast as you can.
你抓不到我 我是个姜饼人! nǐ zhuā búdào wǒ wǒ shì gè jiāngbǐng rén !
You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!
- 你是魔鬼 - 我不是 你才是 - nǐ shì móguǐ - wǒ bú shì nǐ cái shì
- You're a monster. - I'm not the monster here. You are.
你和其他的童话垃圾毒害了我完美的世界 nǐ hé qítā de tónghuà lājī dúhài le wǒ wánměi de shìjiè
You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world.
告诉我 他们都到哪里去了? gàosu wǒ tāmen dōu dào nǎlǐ qù le ?
Now, tell me! Where are the others?
吃我! chī wǒ !
- Eat me! - [Grunts]
我试着公平地对待你们这些东西 wǒ shìzhe gōngpíng de duìdài nǐmen zhèxiē dōngxī
I've tried to be fair to you creatures.
现在 我的耐心消失了! 告诉我 不然... xiànzài wǒ de nàixīn xiāoshī le ! gàosu wǒ bùrán ...
Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll--
不 别动我的糖浆扣子! bù bié dòng wǒ de tángjiāng kòuzi !
No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.
谁把他们藏起来了? shéi bǎ tāmen zàng qǐlai le ?
All right then. Who's hiding them?
好 我告诉你 你知道松饼人吗? hǎo wǒ gàosu nǐ nǐ zhīdào sōngbǐng rén ma ?
Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
- 松饼人? - 松饼人 - sōngbǐng rén ? - sōngbǐng rén
- The muffin man? - The muffin man.
对 我知道松饼人 她住在特鲁里街? duì wǒ zhīdào sōngbǐng rén tā zhù zài tè lǔ lǐ jiē ?
Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?
她跟松饼人结婚了 tā gēn sōngbǐng rén jiéhūn le
Well, she's married to the muffin man.
- 松饼人? - 松饼人! - sōngbǐng rén ? - sōngbǐng rén !
- The muffin man? - The muffin man!
她跟松饼人结婚了 tā gēn sōngbǐng rén jiéhūn le
- She's married to the muffin man. - [Door Opens]
主人!我们找到了! zhǔrén !wǒmen zhǎodào le !
My Lord! We found it.
你还等什么?把它带进来 nǐ hái děng shénme ?bǎ tā dài jìnlái
Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.
[Man Grunting]
- [Gasping] - Oh!
- 魔镜... - 什么都不要告诉他! - mó jìng ... - shénme dōu bú yào gàosu tā !
- Magic mirror-- - Don't tell him anything!
不要! bú yào !
No!
晚上好 wǎnshànghǎo
- [Gingerbread Man Whimpers] - Evening.
魔镜啊魔镜 mó jìng a mó jìng
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
这不是最完美的王国吗? zhè bú shì zuì wánměi de wángguó ma ?
Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
严格地讲你不是国王 yángé de jiǎng nǐ bú shì guówáng
Well, technically you're not a king.
Uh, Thelonius.
- 你说什么? - 我意思是...你还不是国王 - nǐ shuō shénme ? - wǒ yìsi shì ...nǐ hái bú shì guówáng
- You were saying? - What I mean is, you're not a king yet.
但你可以成为国王 只要娶个公主就行了 dàn nǐ kěyǐ chéngwéi guówáng zhǐ yào qǔ gè gōngzhǔ jiù xíng le
But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.
接着说 jiēzhe shuō
- Go on. - [Chuckles]
那么 放松点坐下吧 主人 nàme fàngsōng diǎn zuòxia ba zhǔrén
So,just sit back and relax, my Lord,
你就要会见当今最合格的未婚女子了 nǐ jiù yào huìjiàn dāngjīn zuì hégé de wèihūn nǚzǐ le
because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
她们来了! tāmen lái le !
And here they are!
一号来自遥远的王国 精神上倍受折磨 yíhào láizì yáoyuǎn de wángguó jīngshén shàng bèi shòu zhémó
Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, faraway.
她喜欢吃寿司和洗热水澡 tā xǐhuan chī shòusī hé xǐ rèshuǐzǎo
She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime.
她还要为她的两个坏姐姐做饭和打扫卫生 tā hái yào wéi tā de liǎng gè huài jiějie zuòfàn hé dǎsǎo wèishēng
Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters.
欢迎灰姑娘! huānyíng huīgūniang !
Please welcome Cinderella.
二号是位身穿斗篷的姑娘 她来自奇幻之地 èr hào shì wèi shēnchuān dǒupeng de gūniang tā láizì qíhuàn zhī de
Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy.
她与七个男人一起生活 她很不简单 tā yú qī gè nánrén yìqǐ shēnghuó tā hěn bùjiǎndān
Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.
亲吻她冰凉的嘴唇 看看她火热的激情吧 qīnwěn tā bīngliáng de zuǐchún kànkan tā huǒrè de jīqíng ba
Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is.
快来为白雪公主鼓掌吧! kuài lái wéi báixuěgōngzhǔ gǔzhǎng ba !
Come on. Give it up for Snow White!
最后一位 但不是最差的 zuìhòu yí wèi dàn bú shì zuìchā de
And last, but certainly not least,
一位红发姑娘来自被龙看守的 yí wèi hóng fā gūniang láizì bèi lóng kānshǒu de
bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead...
火山岩浆围绕的城堡 huǒshānyán jiāng wéirào de chéngbǎo
from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava!
但别因此而灰心 dàn bié yīncǐ ér huīxīn
But don't let that cool you off.
She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
渴望被拯救的菲奥纳公主 kěwàng bèi zhěngjiù de fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ
Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!
是一号? shì yíhào ?
So will it be bachelorette number one,
二号还是三号? èr hào háishi sān hào ?
bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?
- 二号!三号! - 三号! - èr hào !sān hào ! - sān hào !
- Two! Two! - Three! Three!
- 二号!三号! - 三号! - èr hào !sān hào ! - sān hào !
- Two! Two! - Three!
三号?一号?三号? sān hào ?yíhào ?sān hào ?
Three? One? [Shudders] Three?
选三号 主人! xuǎn sān hào zhǔrén !
Three! Pick number three, my Lord!
好 好 三号! hǎo hǎo sān hào !
Okay, okay, uh, number three!
弗瓜王 你选了菲奥纳公主 fú guā wáng nǐ xuǎn le fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ
Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.
If you love pina coladas
菲奥纳公主 fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ
- And getting caught in the rain - Princess Fiona.
她是完美的 tā shì wánměi de
- If you're not into yoga - She's perfect.
我只想找一个能去... wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zhǎo yí gè néng qù ...
All I have to do is just find someone who can go--
我应该说一下发生在晚上的事... wǒ yīnggāi shuō yíxià fāshēng zài wǎnshang de shì ...
But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.
- 我会跟她结婚的 - 可是日落后... - wǒ huì gēn tā jiéhūn de - kěshì rìluò hòu ...
- I'll do it. - Yes, but after sunset--
安静!我要菲奥纳公主做我的王后 ānjìng !wǒ yào fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ zuò wǒ de wánghòu
Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen,
杜洛克将会有一个十全十美的国王 dù luò kè jiānghuì yǒu yí gè shíquánshíměi de guówáng
and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!
队长 召集你最优秀的部下 duìzhǎng zhàojí nǐ zuìyōu xiù de bùxià
Captain, assemble your finest men.
我们要举行一场比赛 wǒmen yào jǔxíng yì cháng bǐsài
We're going to have a tournament.
就是那里 那就是杜洛克 jiùshì nàli nà jiùshì dù luò kè
But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc.
我说过我会找到的 wǒ shuō guò wǒ huì zhǎodào de
I told ya I'd find it.
那么 那一定是弗瓜王的城堡了 nàme nà yídìng shì fú guā wáng de chéngbǎo le
So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.
就是那里 jiùshì nàli
[Donkey] Uh-huh. That's the place.
你看他是不是在弥补什么? nǐ kàn tā shì -bu- shì zài míbǔ shénme ?
Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?
[Laughs]
[Groans]
等等!等一下 史莱克 děngděng !děngyīxià shǐ lái kè
Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.
快点儿 宝贝儿 我们晚了 kuàidiǎnr bǎobèir wǒmen wǎn le
Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.
- Hey, you! - [Screams]
等等 我不会吃掉你的 děngděng wǒ búhuì chīdiào nǐ de
Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat ya.
我只是...我只是... wǒ zhǐshì ...wǒ zhǐshì ...
- I just-- I just-- - [Whimpering]
[Sighs]
[Whimpering, Groans]
[Turnstile Clatters]
[Chuckles]
[Sighs]
[Instrumental Muzak]
很安静 hěn ānjìng
It's quiet.
太安静了 tài ānjìng le
Too quiet.
[Creaking]
- 人都到哪去了? - 你看看这个! - rén dōu dào nǎ qù le ? - nǐ kànkan zhège !
- Where is everybody? - Hey, look at this!
[Clattering, Whirring, Clicking]
[Clicking]
[Clicking Quickens]
欢迎来杜洛克这个美丽的地方 huānyíng lái dù luò kè zhège měilì de dìfang
Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town
有一些规则要和你分享 yǒuyīxiē guīzé yào hé nǐ fēnxiǎng
Here we have some rules Let us lay them down
要安静守秩序才会有好环境 yào ānjìng shǒu zhìxù cái huì yǒu hǎo huánjìng
Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine
杜洛克是个好地方 dù luò kè shì gè hǎo dìfang
DuLoc is a perfect place
要爱护花和树 擦亮鞋 擦净...脸 yào àihù huā hé shù cāliàng xié cā jìng ...liǎn
Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your... face
杜洛克是 杜洛克是 dù luò kè shì dù luò kè shì
DuLoc is, DuLoc is
杜洛克是个好... dù luò kè shì gè hǎo ...
DuLoc is a perfect
地方 dìfang
- Place - [Camera Shutter Clicks]
[Whirring]
Wow! Let's do that again!
我们再来一遍! wǒmen zài lái yíbiàn !
不 不 不 不! bù -bu- -bu- bù !
No. No. No, no, no! No.
[Trumpet Fanfare]
- [Crowd Cheering] - [Farquaad] Brave knights.
勇敢的骑士们 yǒnggǎn de qíshì men
你们是世界上最优秀 最聪明的人 nǐmen shì shìjiè shàng zuìyōu xiù zuì cōngming de rén
- You are the best and brightest in all the land. - [Donkey Humming]
今天 你们中的一个将证明... jīntiān nǐmen zhòngdì yí gè jiāng zhèngmíng ...
Today one of you shall prove himself--
你想挨巴掌吗? nǐ xiǎng āi bāzhǎng ma ?
All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
对不起 duìbuqǐ
- Sorry about that. - [Cheering]
冠军将得到荣誉...不...特权 guànjūn jiāng dédào róngyù ...-bu- ...tèquán
That champion shall have the honour-- no, no-- the privilege...
去救出可爱的菲奥纳公主 qù jiùchū kěài de fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ
to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona...
从火龙严密的看守中 cóng huǒlóng yánmì de kānshǒu zhōng
from the fiery keep oft he dragon.
如果因为意外冠军没有成功 rúguǒ yīnwèi yìwài guànjūn méi yǒu chénggōng
If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,
亚军将代替他... yàjūn jiāng dàitì tā ...
the first runner-up will take his place...
以此类推 yǐcǐlèituī
and so on and so forth.
你们有些人可能会牺牲 但这是自愿的 nǐmen yǒuxiērén kěnéng huì xīshēng dàn zhè shì zìyuàn de
Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
[Cheering]
比赛现在开始! bǐsài xiànzài kāishǐ !
Let the tournament begin!
- [Gasps] - Oh!
那是什么? nà shì shénme ?
- What is that? - [Gasping]
- 丑的吓人! - 这不是很漂亮 - chǒu de hè rén ! - zhè bú shì hěn piàoliang
- It's hideous! - Ah, that's not very nice.
不过是头驴而已 búguò shì tóu lǘ éryǐ
- It's just a donkey. - Huh?
骑士们 新计划! qíshì men xīn jìhuà !
Indeed. Knights, new plan!
杀死那个怪物的人将被授予冠军!进攻! shāsǐ nàge guàiwu de rén jiāng bèi shòuyǔ guànjūn !jìngōng !
The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!
- 抓住他! - 嘿 现在 赶快!等等... - zhuāzhù tā ! - hēi xiànzài gǎnkuài !děngděng ...
- Get him! - Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.
去!抓住他! qù !zhuāzhù tā !
[Woman] Go ahead! Get him!
我们可以友好的解决吗? wǒmen kěyǐ yǒuhǎo de jiějué ma ?
Can't we just settle this over a pint?
杀了这个怪物! shā le zhège guàiwu !
[Man] Kill the beast!
不?那么 好吧 bù ?nàme hǎo ba
No? All right then.
来吧! lái ba !
Come on!
I don't give a damn about my reputation
- You're living in the past It's a new generation - Damn!
- [Whinnying] - A girl can do what she wants to do
And that's what I'm gonna do
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me
嘿 史莱克 让我来!让我来! hēi shǐ lái kè ràng wǒ lái !ràng wǒ lái !
- Me, me, me - Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!
And I don't give a damn about my reputation
Never said I wanted to improve my station
Ah! [Laughs]
- And I'm always feeling good when I'm having fun - Yeah!
And I don't have to please no one
给他椅子! gěi tā yǐzi !
The chair! Give him the chair!
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me
Me, me, me
Oh, no, no, no, no
Not me, not me
- Not me - [Bell Dings]
- [Cheering] - [Laughs]
Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!
谢谢!非常感谢! xièxie !fēichánggǎnxiè !
Thank you! Thank you very much!
我在这里呆到周四 尝尝牛排!哈哈 wǒ zài zhèlǐ dāi dào zhōusì cháng cháng niúpái !hāhā
I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!
- [Shrek Laughs] - [Crowd Gasping, Murmuring]
我可以下令吗 主人? wǒ kěyǐ xiàlìng ma zhǔrén ?
Shall I give the order, sir?
不 我有个更好的主意 bù wǒ yǒu gè gēng hǎo de zhǔyi
No, I have a better idea.
杜洛克的人们 他就是我们的冠军! dù luò kè de rénmen tā jiùshì wǒmen de guànjūn !
People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!
- 什么? - 祝贺你 怪物 - shénme ? - zhùhè nǐ guàiwu
- What? - Congratulations, ogre.
你赢得了一个伟大 高尚任务的荣誉 nǐ yíngdé le yí gè wěidà gāoshàng rènwu de róngyù
You've won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest.
任务?我的任务就是要归还我的沼泽地 rènwu ?wǒ de rènwu jiùshì yào guīhuán wǒ de zhǎozédì
Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.
- 你的沼泽地? - 对 我的沼泽地! - nǐ de zhǎozédì ? - duì wǒ de zhǎozédì !
- Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp!
你把那些童话人物丢弃到那里! nǐ bǎ nàxiē tónghuà rénwù diūqì dào nàli !
Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!
- [Crowd Murmuring] - Indeed.
好吧 怪物 我们做个交易 hǎo ba guàiwu wǒmen zuò gè jiāoyì
All right, ogre, I'll make you a deal.
你为我完成任务 我就把沼泽地还给你 nǐ wéi wǒ wánchéng rènwu wǒ jiù bǎ zhǎozédì huángěi nǐ
Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.
恢复原状? huīfùyuánzhuàng ?
Exactly the way it was?
跟原来一模一样 gēn yuánlái yìmúyīyàng
Down to the last slime-covered toad stool.
- 那些不速之客呢? - 全都弄走 - nàxiē búsùzhīkè ne ? - quándōu lòng zǒu
- And the squatters? - As good as gone.
什么样的任务? shénmeyàng de rènwu ?
What kind of quest?
你要去跟龙作战 nǐ yào qù gēn lóng zuòzhàn
[Donkey] Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon...
救出公主 然后弗瓜王把沼泽地还给你 jiùchū gōngzhǔ ránhòu fú guā wáng bǎ zhǎozédì huángěi nǐ
and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp...
你的沼泽地现在被弗瓜王塞满了怪物 对吗? nǐ de zhǎozédì xiànzài bèi fú guā wáng sāimǎn le guàiwu duì ma ?
which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.
也许驴不能讲话是有道理的 yěxǔ lǘ bù néng jiǎnghuà shì yǒudàoli de
- Is that about right? - Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.
你为什么不把你的魔力都用在他身上? nǐ wèishénme bù bǎ nǐ de mólì dōu yòng zài tā shēnshang ?
I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?
包围他的堡垒 bāowéi tā de bǎolěi
Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress,
碾碎他们的骨头夹面包吃 怪物所有的本事 niǎnsuì tāmen de gǔtou jiā miànbāo chī guàiwu suǒyǒu de běnshì
grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.
我知道 wǒ zhīdào
Oh, I know what.
也许我可以砍掉全村人的头 yěxǔ wǒ kěyǐ kǎn diào quán cūn rén de tóu
Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village...
把他们的头挂在长矛上 bǎ tāmen de tóu guà zài chángmáo shàng
and put their heads on a pike,
拿刀割开他们的肚子 喝他们的血 ná dāo gē kāi tāmen de dùzi hē tāmen de xuè
gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.
你看怎么样? nǐ kàn zěnmeyàng ?
Does that sound good to you?
不 真的 不怎么样 bù zhēn de bùzěnmeyàng
Uh, no, not really, no.
告诉你 怪物比你想像的复杂 gàosu nǐ guàiwu bǐ nǐ xiǎngxiàng de fùzá
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
- 举个例子 - 例子? - jǔ gè lìzi - lìzi ?
- Example? - Example?
- 好...怪物就像洋葱 - 有臭味? - hǎo ...guàiwu jiù xiàng yángcōng - yǒu chòuwèi ?
- Okay, um, ogres are like onions. - [Sniffs] They stink?
- 不 - 让你流泪? - 不! - -bu- - ràng nǐ liúlèi ? - bù !
- Yes-- No! - They make you cry? - No!
把它们放在阳光下晒成棕色 会长出嫩芽? bǎ tāmen fàng zài yángguāng xià shài chéng zōngsè huìzhǎng chū nènyá ?
You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting little white hairs.
是层! shì céng !
No! Layers!
洋葱有很多层 yángcōng yǒu hěn duō céng
Onions have layers.
怪物有层 洋葱也有层 guàiwu yǒu céng yángcōng yě yǒu céng
Ogres have layers! Onions have layers.
你明白吗?我们都有好多层 nǐ míngbai ma ?wǒmen dōu yǒu hǎoduō céng
You get it? We both have layers. [Sighs]
你们都有好多层 nǐmen dōu yǒu hǎoduō céng
Oh, you both have layers. Oh.
可并不是人人都喜欢洋葱 kě bìngbù shì rénrén dōu xǐhuan yángcōng
[Sniffs] You know, not everybody likes onions.
蛋糕!大家都喜欢蛋糕!蛋糕也有层 dàngāo !dàjiā dōu xǐhuan dàngāo !dàngāo yě yǒu céng
Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
我不在乎...大家喜欢什么 wǒ búzàihu ...dàjiā xǐhuan shénme
I don't care... what everyone likes.
怪物不像蛋糕 guàiwu bú xiàng dàngāo
Ogres are not like cakes.
你知道大家还喜欢什么?冰淇淋 nǐ zhīdào dàjiā hái xǐhuan shénme ?bīngqílín
You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits.
你试过问别人:吃冰淇淋吗? nǐ shì guòwèn biéren :chī bīngqílín ma ?
Have you ever met a person, you say, Let's get some parfait,
他回答:不 我不喜欢冰淇淋 tā huídá :bù wǒ bù xǐhuan bīngqílín
they say, No, I don't like no parfait?
- 冰淇淋很好吃 - 没有! - bīngqílín hěn hǎochī - méi yǒu !
- Parfaits are delicious. - No!
你这个愚蠢讨厌的驴 nǐ zhège yúchǔn tǎoyàn de lǘ
You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!
怪物像洋葱!行了吧 guàiwu xiàng yángcōng !xíng le ba
Ogres are like onions! End of story.
再见 回头见 zàijiàn huítóujiàn
Bye-bye. See ya later.
冰淇淋也许是这个世界上最美味的东西 bīngqílín yěxǔ shì zhège shìjiè shàng zuì měiwèi de dōngxī
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
我想我宁愿听你哼歌 wǒ xiǎng wǒ nìngyuàn tīng nǐ hēng gē
You know, I think I preferred your humming.
你有纸巾吗? nǐ yǒu zhǐjīn ma ?
Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess.
提起冰淇淋让我流口水了 tíqǐ bīngqílín ràng wǒ liú kǒushuǐ le
Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today
Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today
Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh
And everything that you receive up yonder
Is what you give to me the day I wander
I'm on my way
史莱克!是你干的吗? shǐ lái kè !shì nǐ gàn de ma ?
Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that?
你放屁之前得通知一声 nǐ fàngpì zhīqián dé tōngzhī yìshēng
You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open.
相信我 小驴 如果是我 你早就薰死了 xiāngxìn wǒ xiǎo lǘ rúguǒ shì wǒ nǐ zǎojiù xūn sǐ le
Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.
是硫磺 shì liúhuáng
[Sniffs] It's brimstone.
- 我们一定快到了 - 对 硫磺... - wǒmen yídìng kuài dào le - duì liúhuáng ...
- We must be getting close. - Yeah, right, brimstone.
别告诉我硫磺 我知道我闻到了什么 不可能是硫磺 bié gàosu wǒ liúhuáng wǒ zhīdào wǒ wéndào le shénme bùkěnéng shì liúhuáng
Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone.
也没有什么石头 yě méiyǒushénme shítou
It didn't come off no stone neither.
[Rumbling]
确实 这地方够大的 看看这周围 quèshí zhè dìfang gòu dà de kànkan zhè zhōuwéi
Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.
[Laughing]
史莱克?记得你说过怪物有好多层吗? shǐ lái kè ?jìde nǐ shuō guò guàiwu yǒu hǎoduō céng ma ?
Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said ogres have layers?
没错 méicuò
Oh, aye.
我有点儿事要坦白 wǒ yǒudiǎnr shì yào tǎnbái
Well, I have a bit of a confession to make.
驴没有好多层 我们的恐惧都表现在袖子上 lǘ méi yǒu hǎoduō céng wǒmen de kǒngjù dōu biǎoxiàn zài xiùzi shàng
Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.
- 等等!驴没有袖子 - 你明白我的意思 - děngděng !lǘ méi yǒu xiùzi - nǐ míngbai wǒ de yìsi
- Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves. - You know what I mean.
你不要对我说你有恐高症 nǐ bú yào duì wǒ shuō nǐ yǒu kǒnggāozhèng
You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.
走在沸腾岩浆上面的桥上 我有点不舒服 zǒu zài fèiténg yánjiāng shàngmian de qiáo shàng wǒ yǒudiǎn bùshūfu
I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!
别怕 小驴 我就在你旁边 bié pà xiǎo lǘ wǒ jiù zài nǐ pángbiān
Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay?
鼓励你 gǔlì nǐ
For emotional support,
我们一起走 一次只迈一小步 wǒmen yìqǐ zǒu yícì zhǐ mài yì xiǎo bù
we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.
- 真的? - 真的 真的 - zhēn de ? - zhēn de zhēn de
- Really? - Really, really.
- 这样我感觉好多了 - 继续走 - zhèyàng wǒ gǎnjué hǎoduō le - jìxù zǒu
- Okay, that makes me feel so much better. -Just keep moving.
- 别往下看... - 继续走 别往下看 - bié wǎng xià kàn ... - jìxù zǒu bié wǎng xià kàn
- And don't look down. - Okay, don't look down. Don't look down.
别往下看 向前走 别往下看 bié wǎng xià kàn xiàng qián zǒu bié wǎng xià kàn
Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down.
史莱克!我在往下看! shǐ lái kè !wǒ zài wǎng xià kàn !
[Gasps] Shrek! I'm looking down!
我过不去了!请放了我吧! wǒ guòbuqù le !qǐng fàng le wǒ ba !
Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please!
- 你已经走了一半了! - 我知道那部分安全! - nǐ yǐjīng zǒu le yíbàn le ! - wǒ zhīdào nà bùfen ānquán !
- But you're already halfway. - But I know that half is safe!
好 我没有时间 你回去吧 hǎo wǒ méi yǒu shíjiān nǐ huíqu ba
Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.
史莱克!等等! shǐ lái kè !děngděng !
- Shrek, no! Wait! -Just, Donkey--
- 我们跳个舞吧 - 别这样! - wǒmen tiào gè wǔ ba - bié zhèyàng !
- Let's have a dance then, shall we? - Don't do that!
对不起 不要怎样? duìbuqǐ bú yào zěnyàng ?
Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?
- 这样? - 对 那样 - zhèyàng ? - duì nàyàng
- Oh, this? - Yes, that!
对?就这样 好 duì ?jiù zhèyàng hǎo
Yes? Yes, do it. Okay.
不 史莱克 bù shǐ lái kè
[Screams] No, Shrek!
- 不!停下! - 你说就这样!我在这样做啊 - bù !tíngxià ! - nǐ shuō jiù zhèyàng !wǒ zài zhèyàng zuò a
- No! Stop it! - You said do it! I'm doing it.
史莱克 我要死了 我要死了 shǐ lái kè wǒ yàosǐ le wǒ yàosǐ le
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die.
Oh!
这就行了 小驴 这就行了 zhè jiù xíng le xiǎo lǘ zhè jiù xíng le
That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
酷 kù
Cool.
那个喷火的家伙在哪? nàge pēnhuǒ de jiāhuo zài nǎ ?
[Donkey] So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?
在里面 等我们来救她 zài lǐmiàn děng wǒmen lái jiù tā
Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
我说的是那条龙 史莱克 wǒ shuō de shì nà tiáo lóng shǐ lái kè
[Chuckles] I was talking about the dragon, Shrek.
[Water Dripping]
[Wind Howling]
你怕吗? nǐ pà ma ?
[Donkey Whispering] You afraid?
不怕 嘘... bú pà xū ...
No, but-- Shh.
嗯 我也不怕 ēn wǒ yě bú pà
Oh, good. Me neither. [Gasps]
害怕并不是过错 hàipà bìngbù shì guòcuò
'Cause there's nothing wrong with being afraid.
害怕是对陌生环境的敏感反应 hàipà shì duì mòshēng huánjìng de mǐngǎn fǎnyìng
Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation.
陌生的危险环境 我应该说 mòshēng de wēixiǎn huánjìng wǒ yīnggāi shuō
Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add.
有一条吃人的会喷火的龙 yǒu yì tiáo chīrén de huì pēnhuǒ de lóng
With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire,
害怕并不意味着你是胆小鬼 hàipà bìngbù yìwèizhe nǐ shì dǎnxiǎoguǐ
it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared.
我知道史莱克不是胆小鬼 wǒ zhīdào shǐ lái kè bú shì dǎnxiǎoguǐ
I sure as heck am not a coward. I know that. [Gasps]
驴 答应我两件事 好吗? lǘ dāying wǒ liǎng jiàn shì hǎo ma ?
Donkey, two things, okay?
闭...嘴 bì ...zuǐ
Shut... up.
去那边看看能不能找到楼梯 qù nàbian kànkan néng -bu- néng zhǎodào lóutī
Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
楼梯?我想我们在找公主 lóutī ?wǒ xiǎng wǒmen zài zhǎo gōngzhǔ
Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess.
公主在最高的塔内最高的房间里 gōngzhǔ zài zuì gāo de tǎ nèi zuì gāo de fángjiān lǐ
The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
- 你怎么知道她在那里? - 我从书上看到的 - nǐ zěnme zhīdào tā zài nàli ? - wǒ cóng shū shàng kàn dào de
- What makes you think she'll be there? - I read it in a book once.
酷 你对付龙 我来找楼梯 kù nǐ duìfu lóng wǒ lái zhǎo lóutī
Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs.
等我找到楼梯 我也要抽它们的屁股 děng wǒ zhǎodào lóutī wǒ yě yào chōu tāmen de pìgu
I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too.
楼梯不知道通向哪里 lóutī bù zhīdào tōngxiàng nǎlǐ
Those stairs won't know which way they're going.
[Creaking]
我要走难走的路 wǒ yào zǒu nánzǒu de lù
I'm gonna take drastic steps.
别打扰我 我是爬楼梯老手 bié dǎrǎo wǒ wǒ shì pá lóutī lǎoshǒu
Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.
我已经占领楼梯了 踏上一步就没有问题了 wǒ yǐjīng zhànlǐng lóutī le tàshàng yí bù jiù méi yǒu wèntí le
I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it.
至少我们知道公主在哪里 但... zhìshǎo wǒmen zhīdào gōngzhǔ zài nǎlǐ dàn ...
Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--
龙! lóng !
Dragon! [Screams]
[Gasps]
[Roars]
小驴 当心! xiǎo lǘ dāngxīn !
Donkey, look out! [Screams]
[Whimpering]
抓住你了! zhuāzhù nǐ le !
- Got ya! - [Roars]
[Gasps]
[Shouts] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Screaming]
[Gasps]
Oh! Aah! Aah!
[Gasping]
[Growls]
No. Oh, no. No! [Screams]
你的牙齿真大 nǐ de yáchǐ zhēn dà
- Oh, what large teeth you have. - [Growls]
我是说 闪亮的牙齿 我知道你经常听到食物这么对你说 wǒ shì shuō shǎnliàng de yáchǐ wǒ zhīdào nǐ jīngcháng tīngdào shíwù zhème duì nǐ shuō
I mean, white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all the time from your food,
但你一定漂白了 因为笑起来很耀眼 dàn nǐ yídìng piǎobái le yīnwèi xiào qǐlai hěn yàoyǎn
but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there.
我闻到了 有薄荷的清香 wǒ wéndào le yǒu bòhe de qīngxiāng
Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
你知道吗? 你是条龙姑娘! nǐ zhīdào ma ? nǐ shì tiáo lóng gūniang !
And you know what else? You're-- You're a girl dragon!
当然!我是说 当然你是龙姑娘 dāngrán !wǒ shì shuō dāngrán nǐ shì lóng gūniang
Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon.
你身上散发着女性的美 nǐ shēnshang sànfā zhāo nǚxìng de měi
You're just reeking of feminine beauty.
你怎么了?眼里掉进东西了? nǐ zěnmele ?yǎn lǐ diào jìn dōngxī le ?
What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye?
Ooh. Oh. Oh.
我真的愿意留下 但... wǒ zhēn de yuànyì liúxià dàn ...
Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh-- [Coughs]
我有哮喘病 如果你吐烟圈我会受不了的 wǒ yǒu xiàochuǎnbìng rúguǒ nǐ tǔ yānquān wǒ huì shòubùliǎo de
I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings.
史莱克! shǐ lái kè !
Shrek! [Gasps]
不 史莱克!史莱克! bù shǐ lái kè !shǐ lái kè !
[Whimpering] No! Shrek! Shrek!
Shrek!
[Groans, Sighs]
[Chorus Vocalising]
[Vocalising Continues]
Oh! Oh!
- 醒醒! - 什么? - xǐng xǐng ! - shénme ?
- Wake up! - What?
你是菲奥纳公主吗? nǐ shì fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ ma ?
Are you Princess Fiona?
我是 我在等待一个勇敢的骑士来救我 wǒ shì wǒ zài děngdài yí gè yǒnggǎn de qíshì lái jiù wǒ
I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.
很好 我们走吧! hěn hǎo wǒmen zǒu ba !
Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!
等等 骑士先生 děngděng qíshì xiānsheng
But wait, Sir Knight.
这是我们第一次见面 zhè shì wǒmen dìyīcì jiànmiàn
This be-ith our first meeting.
这不是一个非常浪漫的时刻吗? zhè bú shì yí gè fēicháng làngmàn de shíkè ma ?
Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?
- 是 对不起 小姐 没时间了 - 等等 你在干什么? - shì duìbuqǐ xiáojiě méi shíjiān le - děngděng nǐ zài gàn shénme ?
- Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time. - Hey, wait. What are you doing?
你应该抱起我... nǐ yīnggāi bào qǐ wǒ ...
You should sweep me off my feet...
跳出窗外落在你的战马上 tiàochū chuāng wài là zài nǐ de zhànmǎ shàng
out yonder window and down a rope on to your valiant steed.
你计划这些很长时间了 是吗? nǐ jìhuà zhèxiē hěn cháng shíjiān le shì ma ?
You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?
Mm-hmm. [Screams, Grunts]
但我们应该享受这个时刻! dàn wǒmen yīnggāi xiǎngshòu zhège shíkè !
But we have to savour this moment!
你该给我朗诵一段美丽的史诗 nǐ gāi gěi wǒ lǎngsòng yí duàn měilì de shǐshī
You could recite an epic poem for me.
小诗?歌谣! xiǎo shī ?gēyáo !
A ballad? A sonnet!
- 五行诗?或是别的! - 我不这样想 - wǔxíng shī ?huòshì biéde ! - wǒ bú zhèyàng xiǎng
- A Limerick? Or something! - I don't think so.
至少我该知道勇士的名字吧? zhìshǎo wǒ gāi zhīdào yǒngshì de míngzi ba ?
Can I at least know the name of my champion?
我叫史莱克 wǒ jiào shǐ lái kè
Um, Shrek.
史莱克先生 shǐ lái kè xiānsheng
Sir Shrek. [Clears Throat]
我祈求你把这个手帕当作我感激的象征 wǒ qíqiú nǐ bǎ zhège shǒupà dàngzuò wǒ gǎnjī de xiàngzhēng
I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.
谢谢 xièxie
Thanks!
[Roaring]
你没把龙杀死? nǐ méi bǎ lóng shāsǐ ?
You didn't slay the dragon?
这在我的计划内 快走! zhè zài wǒ de jìhuà nèi kuài zǒu !
- It's on my to-do list. Now come on! - [Screams]
不该这样的! bùgāi zhèyàng de !
But this isn't right!
你应该像其他骑士一样 勇往直前 nǐ yīnggāi xiàng qítā qíshì yíyàng yǒngwǎngzhíqián
You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying.
所有的骑士都应该这样 suǒyǒu de qíshì dōu yīnggāi zhèyàng
That's what all the other knights did.
Yeah, right before they burst into flame.
是的 在他们被烧成灰烬之前 shìde zài tāmen bèi shāo chéng huījìn zhīqián
这不是问题所在 zhè bú shì wèntí suǒzài
That's not the point. Oh!
你去哪里?出口在那边 nǐ qù nǎlǐ ?chūkǒu zài nàbian
Wait. Where are you going? The exit's over there.
我要救我的驴 wǒ yào jiù wǒ de lǘ
Well, I have to save my ass.
你是什么样的骑士? nǐ shì shénmeyàng de qíshì ?
What kind of knight are you?
独一无二的骑士 dúyīwúèr de qíshì
One of a kind.
慢点儿 慢点儿 宝贝儿 màn diǎnr màn diǎnr bǎobèir
[Donkey] Slowdown. Slowdown, baby, please.
时间久了才能全面了解一个人 shíjiān jiǔ le cáinéng quánmiàn liǎojiě yígèrén
I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time.
就叫我老古板吧 jiù jiào wǒ lǎogǔbǎn ba
Just call me old-fashioned. [Laughs]
我不想仓促的进一步发展关系 wǒ bù xiǎng cāngcù de jìnyībù fāzhǎn guānxi
I don't want to rush into a physical relationship.
我感情上还没准备好这... wǒ gǎnqíng shàng hái méi zhǔnbèi hǎo zhè ...
I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this--
我在寻找... wǒ zài xúnzhǎo ...
Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for.
这不需要身体接触 zhè bù xūyào shēntǐ jiēchù
Magnitude-- Hey, that is unwanted physical contact.
你在干什么? nǐ zài gàn shénme ?
Hey, what are you doing?
让我们回头一步一步发展 ràng wǒmen huítóu yí bù -yi- bù fāzhǎn
Okay, okay. Let's just backup a little and take this one step a ta time.
我们应该先做个朋友或者笔友 wǒmen yīnggāi xiān zuò gè péngyou huòzhě bǐyǒu
We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals.
我经常旅行 我喜欢收到明信片... wǒ jīngcháng lǚxíng wǒ xǐhuan shōudào míngxìnpiàn ...
I'm on theroada lot, but I just love receiving cards--
我真的想留下 但... wǒ zhēn de xiǎng liúxià dàn ...
I'd really love to stay, but--
别动!这是我私人的尾巴 bié dòng !zhè shì wǒ sīrén de wěiba
Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail.
你要把它去掉?我还没同意 nǐ yào bǎ tā qùdiào ?wǒ hái méi tóngyì
You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission-- What are you gonna do with that?
现在!不行 不! xiànzài !bù xíng bù !
Hey, now. No way. No! No!
不!不!不! bù !-bu- !-bu- !
No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh!
[Growls]
[Roars]
- [Roaring] - [Gasps]
- 嗨 公主! - 它会说话! - hāi gōngzhǔ ! - tā huì shuōhuà !
- Hi, Princess! - It talks!
对 让他闭嘴得有诀窍 duì ràng tā bìzuǐ dé yǒu juéqiào
Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
[Screams]
[Screaming]
Oh!
- [Thuds] - [Groans]
[Shrek Groans]
[Roars]
[Roaring]
[Roars]
好 你们俩先走! hǎo nǐmen liǎ xiān zǒu !
Okay, you two, head for the exit!
我来对付这条龙 wǒ lái duìfu zhè tiáo lóng
I'll take care of the dragon.
快跑 kuàipǎo
[Echoing] Run!
[Gasping]
[Screaming]
[Roaring]
- [Screams] - [Roars]
[Panting, Sighs]
[Whimpers]
[Roars]
[Roars, Whimpers]
- [Dragon Growling In The Distance] - You did it!
你成功了!你救了我! nǐ chénggōng le !nǐ jiù le wǒ !
You rescued me! You're amazing. You're--
真令人惊叹 你... zhēn lìngrén jīngtàn nǐ ...
你太伟大了 你是... nǐ tài wěidà le nǐ shì ...
You're wonderful. You're...
我承认你有点儿怪 wǒ chéngrèn nǐ yǒudiǎnr guài
a little unorthodox I'll admit.
但你的行为伟大 心地纯洁 dàn nǐ de xíngwéi wěidà xīndì chúnjié
But thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure.
我会永远感激你 wǒ huì yǒngyuǎn gǎnjī nǐ
- I am eternally in your debt. - [Clears Throat]
没有高贵的马 哪有勇敢的骑士? méi yǒu gāoguì de mǎ nǎ yǒu yǒnggǎn de qíshì ?
And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?
我希望你听到了 她说我是高贵的马! wǒ xīwàng nǐ tīngdào le tā shuō wǒ shì gāoguì de mǎ !
I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.
[Fiona Laughs] The battle is won.
我们胜利了 wǒmen shènglì le
你可以摘掉头盔了 骑士先生 nǐ kěyǐ zhāi diàotóu kuī le qíshì xiānsheng
You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.
- 不? - 为什么不? - bù ? - wèishénme bù ?
- Uh, no. - Why not?
我...我的头发很乱 wǒ ...wǒ de tóufa hěn luàn
I have helmet hair.
求求你 我想看看我的救命恩人 qiú qiú nǐ wǒ xiǎng kànkan wǒ de jiùmìng ēnrén
Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.
不 不 你不想... bù -bu- nǐ bù xiǎng ...
No, no, you wouldn't-- 'st.
你会吻我吗? nǐ huì wěn wǒ ma ?
But how will you kiss me?
什么?这不在工作范围内 shénme ?zhè búzài gōngzuò fànwéi nèi
What? That wasn't in the job description.
也许这是个奖赏 yěxǔ zhè shì gè jiǎngshǎng
Maybe it's a perk.
不 是命运 你一定知道是怎么回事 bù shì mìngyùn nǐ yídìng zhīdào shì zěnmehuíshì
No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes.
一个被关在塔里 由龙看守的公主 yí gè bèi guān zài tǎ lǐ yóu lóng kānshǒu de gōngzhǔ
A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon...
被一个勇敢的骑士搭救了 bèi yí gè yǒnggǎn de qíshì dājiù le
is rescued by a brave knight,
然后他们分享了真爱的初吻 ránhòu tāmen fēnxiǎng le zhēnài de chū wěn
and then they share true love's first kiss.
和史莱克? 你想...等等 hé shǐ lái kè ? nǐ xiǎng ...děngděng
Hmm? With Shrek? You think-- Wait.
Wait. You think that Shrek is your true love?
你以为他是你的真爱? nǐ yǐwéi tā shì nǐ de zhēnài ?
是啊! shì a !
Well, yes.
- [Laughing] - [Laughing]
你以为史莱克是你的真爱? nǐ yǐwéi shǐ lái kè shì nǐ de zhēnài ?
You think Shrek is your true love!
这有什么好笑的? zhè yǒu shénme hǎoxiào de ?
What is so funny?
Let's just say I'm not your type, okay?
我不是你喜欢的类型 wǒ bú shì nǐ xǐhuan de lèixíng
Of course, you are. You're my rescuer.
你是的 你救了我 nǐ shìde nǐ jiù le wǒ
Now-- Now remove your helmet.
现在 摘掉你的头盔 xiànzài zhāi diào nǐ de tóukuī
Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.
我想这样不太好 wǒ xiǎng zhèyàng bútàihǎo
-Just take off the helmet. - I'm not going to.
- 把头盔摘掉吧 - 不 - bǎtóu kuī zhāi diào ba - bù
- Take it off. - No!
- 摘掉! - 不! - zhāi diào ! - bù !
- Now! - Okay!
- 立刻! - 好! - lìkè ! - hǎo !
Easy. As you command, Your Highness.
听你的命令 公主殿下 tīng nǐ de mìnglìng gōngzhǔ diànxià
You-- You're a-- an ogre.
你...你是个怪物 nǐ ...nǐ shì gè guàiwu
Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.
你以为我是个白马王子? nǐ yǐwéi wǒ shì gè báimǎwángzǐ ?
Well, yes, actually.
嗯 对 是这样的 ēn duì shì zhèyàng de
Oh, no. This is all wrong.
不 都搞错了 bù dōu gǎocuò le
You're not supposed to be an ogre.
你不应该是个怪物的 nǐ bù yīnggāi shì gè guàiwu de
[Sighs] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay?
公主 我是被弗瓜王派来救你的 gōngzhǔ wǒ shì bèi fú guā wáng pài lái jiù nǐ de
He's the one who wants to marry you.
是他想跟你结婚 shì tā xiǎng gēn nǐ jiéhūn
Then why didn't he come rescue me?
那他为什么不亲自来救我? nà tā wèishénme bù qīnzì lái jiù wǒ ?
Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.
问的好 你应该去那里问他 wèn de hǎo nǐ yīnggāi qù nàli wèn tā
But I have to be rescued by my true love,
我必须被我的真爱搭救 wǒ bìxū bèi wǒ de zhēnài dājiù
not by some ogre and his-- his pet.
而不该是被怪物和他的宠物搭救 ér bùgāi shì bèi guàiwu hé tā de chǒngwù dājiù
So much for noble steed.
再也不是高贵的马了 zàiyě bú shì gāoguì de mǎ le
You're not making my job any easier.
你使我的任务更麻烦了 nǐ shǐ wǒ de rènwu gēng máfan le
I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem.
对不起 你的任务与我无关 duìbuqǐ nǐ de rènwu yú wǒ wúguān
You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly,
你去告诉弗瓜王 如果他真的想救我... nǐ qù gàosu fú guā wáng rúguǒ tā zhēn de xiǎng jiù wǒ ...
I'll be waiting for him right here.
我就在这里等他 wǒ jiù zài zhèlǐ děng tā
Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.
嘿 我不负责传信 我只管送你 hēi wǒ bú fùzé chuán xìn wǒ zhǐguǎn sòng nǐ
You wouldn't dare.
你不敢 nǐ bù gǎn
- Put me down! - Ya coming, Donkey?
- 把我放下! - 你来吗 小驴? - bǎ wǒ fàngxia ! - nǐ lái ma xiǎo lǘ ?
I'm right behind ya.
我在后面跟着你 wǒ zàihòu miàn gēnzhe nǐ
Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences!
放下我 不然你后果自负! fàngxia wǒ bùrán nǐ hòuguǒ zìfù !
This is not dignified! Put me down! [Screams]
你太不尊敬我了!放下我! nǐ tài bù zūnjìng wǒ le !fàngxia wǒ !
Okay, so here's another question.
我又有个问题 wǒ yòu yǒu gè wèntí
Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way.
有个女人喜欢你 但你不喜欢她 yǒu gè nǚrén xǐhuan nǐ dàn nǐ bù xǐhuan tā
How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt,
怎么才能摆脱她而不让她感情受伤害呢? zěnme cáinéng bǎituō tā ér bú ràng tā gǎnqíng shòushānghài ne ?
but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten?
而你也不会被她所伤害? ér nǐ yě búhuì bèi tā suǒ shānghài ?
You just tell her she's not your true love.
应该告诉她 她不是你的真爱 yīnggāi gàosu tā tā bú shì nǐ de zhēnài
Everyone knowest what happens when you find your--
当发现你的真爱时 每个人都知道... dāng fāxiàn nǐ de zhēnài shí měigerén dōu zhīdào ...
Hey! [Sighs]
The sooner we get to DuLoc the better.
真想一下子赶到杜洛克 zhēn xiǎng yíxiàzi gǎndào dù luò kè
You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful!
你会喜欢那里的 公主 那里很美丽! nǐ huì xǐhuan nàli de gōngzhǔ nàli hěn měilì !
And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?
我的未婚夫弗瓜王怎么样? 他长什么样? wǒ de wèihūnfū fú guā wáng zěnmeyàng ? tā cháng shénmeyàng ?
Let me put it this way, Princess.
这么说吧 公主 zhème shuō ba gōngzhǔ
Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.
像弗瓜王那样身材的人世间少有 xiàng fú guā wáng nàyàng shēncái de rénshìjiān shǎoyǒu
[Laughs]
I don't know. There are those who think little of him.
不 史莱克 想起他的人都很少 bù shǐ lái kè xiǎngqǐ tā de rén dōu hěn shǎo
[Both Laughing]
Stop it. Stop it, both of you.
停下 你俩都停下 tíngxià nǐ liǎ dōu tíngxià
You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
你们只是在嫉妒 你们没法跟伟大的弗瓜王相比 nǐmen zhǐshì zài jídù nǐmen méifǎ gēn wěidà de fú guā wáng xiāngbǐ
Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess.
是 也许你说得对 公主 shì yěxǔ nǐ shuō dé duì gōngzhǔ
But I'll let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow.
明天你见到他时 最好亲自量量他 míngtiān nǐ jiàndào tā shí zuì hǎo qīnzì liáng liáng tā
Tomorrow? It'll take that Ion?
明天?要等那么久? míngtiān ?yào děng nàme jiǔ ?
- Shouldn't we stop to make camp? - No, that'll take longer.
- 我们停下露营吧? - 不 那样浪费时间 - wǒmen tíngxià lùyíng ba ? - -bu- nàyàng làngfèi shíjiān
- We can keep going. - But there's robbers in the woods.
- 我们接着走吧 - 但是森林里可能有强盗 - wǒmen jiēzhe zǒu ba - dànshì sēnlín lǐ kěnéng yǒu qiángdào
Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping is starting to sound good.
停下!露营这个主意不错! tíngxià !lùyíng zhège zhǔyi búcuò !
Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.
嘿 我比这个森林里任何东西都可怕 hēi wǒ bǐ zhège sēnlín lǐ rènhé dōngxī dōu kěpà
I need to find somewhere to camp now!
我现在要找个地方露营! wǒ xiànzài yào zhǎo gè dìfang lùyíng !
[Bird Wings Fluttering]
[Grunting]
- Hey! Over here. - Shrek, we can do better than that.
- 嘿!过来! - 史莱克 我们可以找个更好的地方 - hēi !guòlái ! - shǐ lái kè wǒmen kěyǐ zhǎo gè gēng hǎo de dìfang
I don't think this is fit for a princess.
我认为对公主来说并不适合 wǒ rènwéi duì gōngzhǔ láishuō bìngbù shìhé
No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.
不 这很不错 只不过需要一点家的气氛 bù zhè hěn búcuò zhǐbuguò xūyào yìdiǎn jiā de qìfēn
- Homey touches? Like what? - [Crashing]
家的气氛?像什么? jiā de qìfēn ?xiàng shénme ?
A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.
一扇门?好吧 绅士们 晚安 yì shān mén ?hǎo ba shēnshì men wǎnān
You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will.
我临睡前给你讲个故事好吗?我会讲... wǒ lín shuì qián gěi nǐ jiǎng gè gùshì hǎo ma ?wǒ huì jiǎng ...
I said good night!
我说了 晚安! wǒ shuō le wǎnān !
Shrek, what are you doing?
史莱克 你要做什么? shǐ lái kè nǐ yào zuò shénme ?
[Laughs] I just-- You know-- Oh, come on.
我只是...你知道...没事的 wǒ zhǐshì ...nǐ zhīdào ...méishì de
I was just kidding.
我只是开玩笑 wǒ zhǐshì kāiwánxiào
[Fire Crackling]
And, uh, that one, that's Throwback,
呃 那个 那是斯洛白克 è nàge nà shì sī luò bái kè
the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields.
是唯一一个能吐过三块麦田的怪物 shì wéiyī yí gè néng tǔ guò sān kuài mài tián de guàiwu
Right. Yeah.
对 恩 duì ēn
Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?
哎 你能通过星象预言我的未来吗? āi nǐ néng tōngguò xīngxiàng yùyán wǒ de wèilái ma ?
The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories.
星象不能告诉我们未来 小驴 它会讲故事 xīngxiàng bù néng gàosu wǒmen wèilái xiǎo lǘ tā huì jiǎng gùshì
Look, there's BITNET, the Fitment.
看 那是布拉纳特臭气 kàn nà shì bù lā nà tè chòuqì
- You can guess what he's famous for. - I know you're making this up.
- 你可以猜出为什么它很出名 - 我知道你在瞎编 - nǐ kěyǐ cāi chū wèishénme tā hěn chūmíng - wǒ zhīdào nǐ zài xiābiān
No, look. There he is,
不 看 它在那里 bù kàn tā zài nàli
and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.
猎人们都被它熏跑了 lièrén men dōu bèi tā xūn páo le
That is nothing but a bunch of little dots.
它们只是一群小星星 tāmen zhǐshì yì qún xiǎo xīngxing
Sometimes things are more than they appear.
有时候事情不像表面看起来那么简单 yǒushíhou shìqing bú xiàng biǎomiàn kànqǐlái nàme jiǎndān
Hmm?
Forget it.
算了吧 suànle ba
[Sighs]
Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?
嘿 史莱克 我们回到沼泽地之后做什么? hēi shǐ lái kè wǒmen huídào zhǎozédì zhīhòu zuò shénme ?
Our swamp?
我们的沼泽? wǒmen de zhǎozé ?
You know, when we're through rescuing the princess.
你知道 我们救了公主 nǐ zhīdào wǒmen jiù le gōngzhǔ
We? Donkey, there's no we. There's no our.
我们?小驴 不是"我们" 没有"我们" wǒmen ?xiǎo lǘ bú shì "wǒmen " méi yǒu "wǒmen "
There's just me and my swamp.
那是"我"和"我的沼泽地" nà shì "wǒ "hé "wǒ de zhǎozédì "
The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land.
我要做的第一件事就是 在我的领地上建一个十英尺高的围墙 wǒ yào zuò de dìyī jiàn shì jiùshì zài wǒ de lǐngdì shàng jiàn yí gè shí yīngchǐ gāo de wéiqiáng
You cut me deep, Shrek.
你伤害了我 史莱克 nǐ shānghài le wǒ shǐ lái kè
You cut me real deep just now.
你刚才深深的伤害了我 nǐ gāngcái shēnshēn de shānghài le wǒ
You know what I think?
你知道我在想什么吗? nǐ zhīdào wǒ zài xiǎng shénme ma ?
I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.
我想围墙只是为了阻挡某些人 wǒ xiǎng wéiqiáng zhǐshì wèile zǔdǎng mǒuxiē rén
- No, do ya think? - Are you hiding something?
- 不 你这么想? - 你想藏点东西? - -bu- nǐ zhème xiǎng ? - nǐ xiǎng zàng diǎn dōngxī ?
Never mind, Donkey.
别介意 小驴 bié jièyì xiǎo lǘ
Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?
哦 这是另一个洋葱的问题 不是吗? ò zhè shì lìngyī gè yángcōng de wèntí búshìma ?
No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it-alone things.
不 这是一个不该谈论的事情 bù zhè shì yí gè bùgāi tánlùn de shìqing
- Why don't you want to talk about it? - Why do you want to?
- 为什么你不想谈这个? - 为什么你想? - wèishénme nǐ bù xiǎng tán zhège ? - wèishénme nǐ xiǎng ?
- Why are you blocking? - I'm not blocking.
- 为什么你要封闭自己? - 我没有 - wèishénme nǐ yào fēngbì zìjǐ ? - wǒ méi yǒu
- Oh, yes, you are. - Donkey, I'm warning you.
- 哦 你是的 - 小驴 我警告你 - ò nǐ shìde - xiǎo lǘ wǒ jǐnggào nǐ
- Who you trying to keep out? - Everyone! Okay?
- 你想阻挡谁? - 所有人!行了吧? - nǐ xiǎng zǔdǎng shéi ? - suǒyǒu rén !xíng le ba ?
Oh, now we're getting somewhere.
哦 我们现在有所进展了 ò wǒmen xiànzài yǒusuǒ jìnzhǎn le
Oh! For the love of Pete!
哦 你饶了我吧 ò nǐ ráole wǒ ba
What's your problem? What you got against the whole world?
你有什么问题? 你对整个世界有什么不满吗? nǐ yǒu shénme wèntí ? nǐ duì zhěnggè shìjiè yǒu shénme bùmǎn ma ?
I'm not the one with the problem, okay?
不是我有什么不满 好吗? bú shì wǒ yǒu shénme bùmǎn hǎo ma ?
It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.
是世界对我不满 shì shìjiè duì wǒ bùmǎn
People take one look at me and go, Aah! Help! Run!
人们看见我就逃:啊 救命 快跑! rénmen kànjiàn wǒ jiù táo :a jiùmìng kuàipǎo !
A big, stupid, ugly ogre!
一个又丑又蠢的怪物 yí gè yòu chǒu yòu chǔn de guàiwu
[Sighs] They judge me before they even know me.
他们不了解我就下了结论 tāmen bùliǎo xiè wǒ jiù xià liǎojié lún
That's why I'm better off alone.
所以我最好单独生活 suǒyǐ wǒ zuì hǎo dāndú shēnghuó
You know what?
你知道吗? nǐ zhīdào ma ?
When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.
我遇到你时 我不认为你是一个"又蠢又丑的怪物" wǒ yùdào nǐ shí wǒ bú rènwéi nǐ shì yí gè "yòu chǔn yòu chǒu de guàiwu "
Yeah, I know.
是的 我知道 shìde wǒ zhīdào
So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?
呃 天上有驴吗? è tiānshàng yǒu lǘ ma ?
Well, there's, um, Gabby,
恩 有 是头多嘴的... ēn yǒu shì tóu duōzuǐ de ...
the Small and Annoying.
烦人的小驴 fánrén de xiǎo lǘ
Okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?
哦 我看到了 那个又大又亮的 是那边那个吗? ò wǒ kàn dào le nàge yòu dà yòu liàng de shì nàbian nàge ma ?
- That's the moon. - Oh, okay.
- 那是月亮 - 哦 - nà shì yuèliang - ò
[Orchestra]
[Dulcimer]
[Farquaad] Again. Show me again.
再让我看看 zài ràng wǒ kànkan
[Music Stops, Rewinds]
Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.
镜子 镜子 再让我看看公主 jìngzi jìngzi zài ràng wǒ kànkan gōngzhǔ
- Hmph. - [Rewinds, Resumes]
Ah. Perfect. [Inhales]
啊 太好了 a tài hǎo le
[Snoring]
[Vocalising]
[Vocalising Continues]
[Whistling]
[Whistling Continues]
- [Vocalises] - [Whistles]
- [Vocalising] - [Whistling]
- [Vocalising, High-pitched] - [Whistling, High-pitched]
[Continues]
[Sizzling]
[Sniffs, Yawns]
Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that.
嗯 你知道 我喜欢这样 ēn nǐ zhīdào wǒ xǐhuan zhèyàng
- Come on, baby. I said I like it. - Donkey, wake up.
- 对 宝贝 我说过我喜欢这样 - 小驴 醒醒 - duì bǎobèi wǒ shuō guò wǒ xǐhuan zhèyàng - xiǎo lǘ xǐng xǐng
- Huh? What? - Wake up.
- 呃 什么? - 起床了 - è shénme ? - qǐchuáng le
- What? - Good morning.
- 什么? - 早上好 - shénme ? - zǎoshanghǎo
How do you like your eggs?
你喜欢吃什么样的蛋? nǐ xǐhuan chī shénmeyàng de dàn ?
- Good morning, Princess! - What's all this about?
- 早上好 公主! - 这是怎么回事? - zǎoshanghǎo gōngzhǔ ! - zhè shì zěnmehuíshì ?
We kind of got off to a bad start yesterday.
我们昨天相处的不怎么样 wǒmen zuótiān xiāngchǔ de bùzěnmeyàng
I wanted to make it up to you.
今天我想补偿一下 jīntiān wǒ xiǎng bǔcháng yíxià
After all, you did rescue me.
毕竟 是你救了我 bìjìng shì nǐ jiù le wǒ
- Uh, thanks. - [Sniffs]
呃 谢谢 è xièxie
Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.
好吧 快吃 还有很重要的事情呢 hǎo ba kuài chī hái yǒu hěn zhòngyào de shìqing ne
- [Belches] - Shrek!
史莱克! shǐ lái kè !
What? It's a compliment.
什么?这是赞美 shénme ?zhè shì zànměi
Better out than in, I always say. [Laughs]
我总认为 出去比进去好 wǒ zǒng rènwéi chūqù bǐ jìnqù hǎo
- Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess. - [Belches]
在公主面前不要这样 zài gōngzhǔ miànqián bú yào zhèyàng
- Thanks. - She's as nasty as you are.
- 谢谢 - 她和你一样粗鲁 - xièxie - tā hé nǐ yíyàng cūlǔ
[Laughs] You know, you're not exactly what I expected.
你知道 你并不清楚我想要什么 nǐ zhīdào nǐ bìngbù qīngchu wǒ xiǎngyào shénme
Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.
在了解一个人之前最好不要轻易下结论 zài liǎojiě yígèrén zhīqián zuì hǎo bú yào qīngyì xià jiélùn
[Vocalising]
[Man] La Liberte! Hey!
Princess!
公主! gōngzhǔ !
- [Laughs] - What are you doing?
你要干什么? nǐ yào gàn shénme ?
Be still, Mon Cherie, for I am your saviour!
别怕 亲爱的 我是你的救星 bié pà qīnài de wǒ shì nǐ de jiùxīng
And I am rescuing you from this green-- [Kissing Sounds]
是我从这个绿...怪物手中救了你 shì wǒ cóng zhège lǜ ...guàiwu shǒu zhōng jiù le nǐ
- beast. - Hey!
That's my princess! Go find your own!
那是我的公主!去找你自己的! nà shì wǒ de gōngzhǔ !qù zhǎo nǐ zìjǐ de !
Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
怪物 你没看见我在忙吗? guàiwu nǐ méi kànjiàn wǒ zài máng ma ?
Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!
伙计 你以为你自己是谁! huǒji nǐ yǐwéi nǐ zìjǐ shì shéi !
Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude.
哦 当然!太冒昧了 ò dāngrán !tài màomèi le
Please let me introduce myself.
请让我做个自我介绍 qǐng ràng wǒ zuò gè zìwǒjièshào
Oh, Merry Men! [Laughs]
哦 伙计们! ò huǒji men !
[Accordion]
Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
我劫富济贫 wǒ jiéfùjìpín
- He takes a wee percentage - But I'm not greedy
-他只拿了一小部分 -我并不贪婪 -tā zhǐ ná le yìxiǎobùfèn -wǒ bìngbù tānlán
I rescue pretty damsels Man, I'm good
我救了美丽的公主 我是一个好人 wǒ jiù le měilì de gōngzhǔ wǒ shì yí gè hǎo rén
- What a guy, Monsieur Hood - Break it down.
先生们 跳起来吧 xiānsheng men tiào qǐlai ba
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
我喜欢一场公平的决斗和一个可爱的女孩 wǒ xǐhuan yì cháng gōngpíng de juédòu hé yí gè kěài de nǚhái
- What he's basically saying is he likes to get-- - Paid
他想说的是他喜欢...自己应得的 tā xiǎng shuō de shì tā xǐhuan ...zìjǐ yīngdé de
- So - When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
当一个怪物抓住了一位公主 dāng yí gè guàiwu zhuāzhù le yí wèi gōngzhǔ
- That's bad - That's bad
-真糟糕 -真糟糕 -zhēn zāogāo -zhēn zāogāo
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad
当我想到美女与野兽一起 就使我恼怒 dāng wǒ xiǎngdào měinǚ yú yěshòu yìqǐ jiù shǐ wǒ nǎonù
He's mad He's really, really mad
他发怒了 他真的发怒了 tā fānù le tā zhēn de fānù le
I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
我要将我的剑插入你的心脏 wǒ yào jiāng wǒ de jiàn chārù nǐ de xīnzàng
Keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start
看着我 因为我要开始了 kàn zhāo wǒ yīnwèi wǒ yào kāishǐ le
[Grunts, Groans]
- [Karate Yell] - [Merry Men Gasping]
[Panting] Man, that was annoying!
这些家伙真烦人! zhèxiē jiāhuo zhēn fánrén !
Oh, you little--
哦 你这个小... ò nǐ zhège xiǎo ...
[Karate Yell]
[Accordion]
[Shouting, Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Chuckles] Um, shall we?
呃 我们可以走了吗? è wǒmen kěyǐ zǒu le ma ?
- Ho Id the phone. - [Grunts]
等一下 děngyīxià
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now.
哦 先等等 ò xiān děngděng
- Where did that come from? - What?
- 你从哪里学来的? - 什么? - nǐ cóng nǎlǐ xué lái de ? - shénme ?
That! Back there. That was amazing!
那个!就是刚才那个 真令人惊奇! nàge !jiùshì gāngcái nàge zhēn lìngrén jīngqí !
Where did you learn that?
你从哪里学来的? nǐ cóng nǎlǐ xué lái de ?
Well-- [Chuckles] When one lives alone,
一个人自己住的时候 yígèrén zìjǐ zhù de shíhou
uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a--
就应该学一些东西来以防万一... jiù yīnggāi xué yìxiē dōngxī lái yǐfángwànyī ...
- There's an arrow in your butt! - What?
- 你屁股上有根箭! - 什么? - nǐ pìgu shàng yǒu gēn jiàn ! - shénme ?
- Oh, would you look at that? - Oh, no. This is all my fault.
- 哦 真的吗? - 噢 不 这都是我不好 - ò zhēn de ma ? - ō -bu- zhè dōu shì wǒ bù hǎo
- I'm so sorry. - Why? What's wrong?
- 对不起 - 为什么?怎么了? - duìbuqǐ - wèishénme ?zěnmele ?
- Shrek's hurt. - Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die.
- 史莱克受伤了 - 史莱克受伤了 他受伤了?哦 不 他要死了 - shǐ lái kè shòushāng le - shǐ lái kè shòushāng le tā shòushāng le ?ò -bu- tā yàosǐ le
- Donkey, I'm okay. - You can't do this to me. I'm too young for you to die.
- 小驴 我没事 - 你不能死 我还很小 你不能死 - xiǎo lǘ wǒ méishì - nǐ bù néng sǐ wǒ hái hěn xiǎo nǐ bù néng sǐ
Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough.
把你的脚抬起来 转过你的头咳嗽 bǎ nǐ de jiǎo táiqǐ lái zhuǎn guò nǐ de tóu késou
- Does anyone know the Heimlich? - Donkey! Calm down.
- 有人会海姆利克疗法吗? - 镇静点 小驴 - yǒurén huì hǎi mǔ lì kè liáofǎ ma ? - zhènjìng diǎn xiǎo lǘ
If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.
如果你想救史莱克 快去森林里找一朵蓝色的花 花上有红色的刺 rúguǒ nǐ xiǎng jiù shǐ lái kè kuài qù sēnlín lǐ zhǎo yì duǒ lánsè de huā huā shàng yǒu hóngsè de cī
Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns.
蓝色的花 红色的刺 好的 我就去 蓝色的花 红色的刺 lánsè de huā hóngsè de cī hǎo de wǒ jiù qù lánsè de huā hóngsè de cī
Don't die, Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
不要死 史莱克 如果你看到一条长隧道 远离光线 bú yàosǐ shǐ lái kè rúguǒ nǐ kàn dào yì tiáo cháng suìdào yuǎnlí guāngxiàn
- [Both] Donkey! - Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.
- 小驴! - 好的 蓝色的花 红色的刺 - xiǎo lǘ ! - hǎo de lánsè de huā hóngsè de cī
- Blue flower, red thorns. - What are the flowers for?
- 蓝色的花 红色的刺 - 那花儿有什么用? - lánsè de huā hóngsè de cī - nà huār yǒu shénme yòng ?
- For getting rid of Donkey. - Ah.
- 是为了让驴走开 - 哦 - shì wèile ràng lǘ zǒukāi - ò
Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.
现在你先别动 我要把刺一下拔出来 xiànzài nǐ xiān bié dòng wǒ yào bǎ cī yíxià bá chūlái
Ow! Hey! Easy with the yanking.
喔!轻点 ō !qīng diǎn
- I'm sorry, but it has to come out. - No, it's tender.
- 抱歉 但一定要拔出来 - 不 轻点儿 - bàoqiàn dàn yídìngyào bá chūlái - -bu- qīng diǎnr
Now, hold on.
现在 坚持住 xiànzài jiānchí zhù
- What you're doing is the opposite of help. - Don't move.
- 没什么用 - 别动 - méishénme yòng - bié dòng
- Look, time out. - Would you--
- 停下 - 你能... - tíngxià - nǐ néng ...
[Grunts] Okay. What do you propose we do?
好的 你希望我怎么做? hǎo de nǐ xīwàng wǒ zěnme zuò ?
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.
蓝色的花 红色的刺 蓝色的花 红色的刺 lánsè de huā hóngsè de cī lánsè de huā hóngsè de cī
This would be so much easier if I wasn't colour-blind!
如果我不是色盲的话就容易多了 rúguǒ wǒ bú shì sèmáng dehuà jiù róngyì duō le
- Blue flower, red thorns. - [Shrek] Ow!
蓝色的花 红色的刺 lánsè de huā hóngsè de cī
Ho Id on, Shrek! I'm coming!
坚持住 史莱克!我来了! jiānchí zhù shǐ lái kè !wǒ lái le !
Ow! Not good.
太痛了 tài tòng le
-Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head. - [Grunts]
好的 好的 马上就好 hǎo de hǎo de mǎshàng jiù hǎo
- It's just about-- - Ow! Ohh!
就要... jiù yào ...
Ahem.
Nothing happened. We were just, uh--
没什么 我们正准备... méishénme wǒmen zhēng zhǔnbèi ...
Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask.
如果你不希望有人打搅 只要说一声就可以了 rúguǒ nǐ bù xīwàng yǒurén dǎjiǎo zhǐ yàoshuō yìshēng jiù kěyǐ le
Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind.
哦 别傻了 这不是我想要的事情 ò bié shǎ le zhè bú shì wǒ xiǎngyào de shìqing
The princess here was just-- Ugh!
公主正要... gōngzhǔ zhèngyào ...
- Ow! - Hey, what's that?
嘿!那是什么? hēi !nà shì shénme ?
[Nervous Chuckle] That's-- Is that blood?
那是...血吗? nà shì ...xuè ma ?
[Sighs]
[Bird Chirping]
[Grunts]
My beloved monster and me
我的怪物爱人和我 wǒ de guàiwu àiren hé wǒ
We go everywhere together
我们一起去任何地方 wǒmen yìqǐ qù rènhé dìfang
Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves
一起穿一件有四条袖子的雨衣 yìqǐ chuān yí jiàn yǒu sì tiáo xiùzi de yǔyī
- Gets us through all kinds of weather - Aah!
不管什么天气都一起渡过 bùguǎn shénme tiānqì dōu yìqǐ dùguò
She will always be the only thing
她永远是我的唯一 tā yǒngyuǎn shì wǒ de wéiyī
That comes between me and the awful sting
是在我和糟糕的事情之间 shì zài wǒ hé zāogāo de shìqing zhījiān
That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean
这是我生命的意义 这是一个严肃的话题 zhè shì wǒ shēngmìng de yìyì zhè shì yí gè yánsù dehuà tí
[Croaks]
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Hey!
- La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la - [Both Laughing]
La-la, la-la, la-la
There it is, Princess.
就是这里 公主 jiùshì zhèlǐ gōngzhǔ
Your future awaits you.
你的未来在等你 nǐ de wèilái zài děng nǐ
- That's DuLoc? - Yeah, I know.
- 那是杜洛克吗? - 是的 我知道 - nà shì dù luò kè ma ? - shìde wǒ zhīdào
You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something,
你知道 史莱克认为弗瓜王在弥补什么 nǐ zhīdào shǐ lái kè rènwéi fú guā wáng zài míbǔ shénme
which I think means he has a really-- Ow!
我想说的是他有一个... wǒ xiǎng shuō de shì tā yǒu yí gè ...
Um, I, uh--
呃 我 呃... è wǒ è ...
- I guess we better move on. - Sure.
- 我们还是上路吧 - 好的 - wǒmen háishi shànglù ba - hǎo de
But, Shrek?
但是 史莱克? dànshì shǐ lái kè ?
- I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. - [Blubbering]
我... 我很担心小驴 wǒ ... wǒ hěn dānxīn xiǎo lǘ
- What? - I mean, look at him.
- 什么? - 我说 你看他 - shénme ? - wǒ shuō nǐ kàn tā
- He doesn't look so good. - What are you talking about? I'm fine.
- 他看起来不太好 - 你在说什么?我很好 - tā kànqǐlái bútàihǎo - nǐ zài shuō shénme ?wǒ hěn hǎo
That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back.
他们总是这么说 然后他们就倒下了 tāmen zǒngshì zhème shuō ránhòu tāmen jiù dǎoxià le
- Dead. - You know, she's right.
- 死去 - 你知道 她说的对 - sǐqù - nǐ zhīdào tā shuō de duì
You look awful. Do you want to sit down?
你看起来气色不好 你想坐下休息一会吗? nǐ kànqǐlái qìsè bù hǎo nǐ xiǎng zuòxia xiūxi yíhuì ma ?
- I'll make you some tea. - I didn't want to say nothing,
- 给你弄杯茶 - 我原来不想说 - gěi nǐ lòng bēi chá - wǒ yuánlái bù xiǎng shuō
but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look.
我的脖子很疼 而且我要是像这样转头 瞧 wǒ de bózi hěn téng érqiě wǒ yàoshi xiàng zhèyàng zhuǎntóu qiáo
- [Bones Crunch] - Ow! See?
哦!看见了? ò !kànjiàn le ?
- 谁饿了吗?我要去找点吃的 - 我去捡柴火 - shéi è le ma ?wǒ yào qù zhǎo diǎn chī de - wǒ qù jiǎn cháihuo
-Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner. -I'll get the firewood.
Hey, where you going? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes!
你去哪?伙计 我的脚趾没有知觉了! nǐ qù nǎ ?huǒji wǒ de jiǎozhǐ méi yǒu zhījué le !
I don't have any toes!
我没有知觉了! wǒ méi yǒu zhījué le !
I think I need a hug.
我需要一个拥抱 wǒ xūyào yí gè yōngbào
Mmm.
Mmm. This is good. This is really good.
嗯 很好吃 真的很好吃 ēn hěn hǎochī zhēn de hěn hǎochī
- What is this? - Uh, weedrat.
- 这是什么? - 田鼠 - zhè shì shénme ? - tiánshǔ
Rotisserie style.
是烤的 shì kǎo de
No kidding.
别开玩笑了 bié kāiwánxiào le
Well, this is delicious.
真的 很美味 zhēn de hěn měiwèi
Well, they're also great in stews.
炖着吃也很香 dùn zhāo chī yě hěn xiāng
Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew.
我不是说大话 我弄的炖田鼠很棒 wǒ bú shì shuō dà huà wǒ lòng de dùn tiánshǔ hěn bàng
[Chuckling]
[Sighs] I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.
我想明天的晚餐应该会有点不同吧 wǒ xiǎng míngtiān de wǎncān yīnggāi huì yǒudiǎn bùtóng ba
[Gulps] Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime.
以后你可以来沼泽看我 yǐhòu nǐ kěyǐ lái zhǎozé kàn wǒ
I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you.
我会给你做很多好吃的 wǒ huì gěi nǐ zuò hěn duō hǎochī de
Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare-- you name it.
沼泽蛤蟆汤 鱼眼油饼...你随便点 zhǎozé háma tāng yú yǎn yóubǐng ...nǐ suíbiàn diǎn
[Chuckles] I'd like that.
我想我会喜欢的 wǒ xiǎng wǒ huì xǐhuan de
[Slurps, Laughs]
See the pyramids along the Nile
去看埃及的金字塔 qù kàn āijí de jīnzìtǎ
Um, Princess?
呃 公主? è gōngzhǔ ?
- Watch the sun rise from a tropic isle - Yes, Shrek?
- 在岛上看日出 - 史莱克 - zài dǎo shàng kàn rìchū - shǐ lái kè
- I, um, I was wondering. - Just remember, darling all the while
- 我 我想问... - 记住每一个瞬间 - wǒ wǒ xiǎng wèn ... - jìzhu měiyī gè shùnjiān
Are you--
你... nǐ ...
You belong to me
你属于我 nǐ shǔyú wǒ
[Sighs] Are you gonna eat that?
你还吃吗? nǐ hái chī ma ?
[Chuckles]
- Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset. - Sunset?
-伙计 很浪漫 不是吗?去看日落吧 -日落? -huǒji hěn làngmàn búshìma ?qù kàn rìluò ba -rìluò ?
Oh, no! I mean, it's late.
哦 不!我的意思是 太晚了 ò bù !wǒ de yìsi shì tài wǎn le
- I-It's very late. - What?
- 我...太晚了 - 什么? - wǒ ...tài wǎn le - shénme ?
Wait a minute. I see what's going on here.
等一下 我明白是怎么回事了 děngyīxià wǒ míngbai shì zěnmehuíshì le
- You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? - Yes!
- 你害怕黑夜 是吗? - 是的! - nǐ hàipà hēiyè shì ma ? - shìde !
Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know, I'd better go inside.
是的 是这样 我害怕 我最好进去 shìde shì zhèyàng wǒ hàipà wǒ zuì hǎo jìnqù
Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until--
别怕 公主 我以前也怕黑 直到... bié pà gōngzhǔ wǒ yǐqián yě pà hēi zhídào ...
Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.
不 等等 我还是怕黑 bù děngděng wǒ háishi pà hēi
- [Shrek Sighs] - Good night.
晚安 wǎnān
Good night.
晚安 wǎnān
- [Door Creaks] - [Donkey] Ohh!
Now I really see what's going on here.
现在我明白发生了什么 xiànzài wǒ míngbai fāshēng le shénme
Oh, what are you talking about?
你明白什么? nǐ míngbai shénme ?
I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts.
我什么也没有听见 但是我有动物的直觉 wǒ shénme yě méi yǒu tīngjiàn dànshì wǒ yǒu dòngwù de zhíjué
I know you two were digging on each other. I could feel it.
我知道 你们互相都有好感 我能感觉的到 wǒ zhīdào nǐmen hùxiāng dōu yǒu hǎogǎn wǒ néng gǎnjué de dào
You're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad.
你乱讲 我只是把她送到弗瓜王那儿 nǐ luànjiǎng wǒ zhǐshì bǎ tā sòng dào fú guā wáng nàr
Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones.
拜托 史莱克 抓住机会 bàituō shǐ lái kè zhuāzhù jīhuì
-Just go on in and tell her how you feel. - I--
去跟她表白吧 qù gēn tā biǎobái ba
There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that,
没什么好说的 还有 即使我去跟她... méishénme hǎoshuō de hái yǒu jíshǐ wǒ qù gēn tā ...
well, you know--
你知道... nǐ zhīdào ...
and I'm not saying I do 'cause I don't--
我不会去的 因为... wǒ búhuì qù de yīnwèi ...
she's a princess, and I'm--
她是一位公主 而我是... tā shì yí wèi gōngzhǔ ér wǒ shì ...
An ogre?
一个怪物? yí gè guàiwu ?
Yeah. An ogre.
是的 一个怪物 shìde yí gè guàiwu
- Hey, where you going? - To get... more firewood.
- 嘿 你去哪里? - 去找些...柴火 - hēi nǐ qù nǎlǐ ? - qù zhǎo xiē ...cháihuo
[Sighs]
Princess?
公主 gōngzhǔ
Princess Fiona?
菲奥娜公主 fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ
Princess, where are you?
公主 你在哪里? gōngzhǔ nǐ zài nǎlǐ ?
[Wings Fluttering]
Princess?
公主? gōngzhǔ ?
- [Creaking] - [Gasps]
It's very spooky in here. I am not playing no games.
这里有点怪异 我可不是在玩游戏 zhèlǐ yǒudiǎn guàiyì wǒ kěbushì zài wán yóuxì
[Screams]
- Aah! - Oh, no! - No, help!
-哦 不! -不 救命! -ò bù ! -bù jiùmìng !
- Shh! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - No, it's okay. It's okay.
- 嘘!不 没什么事了 没事了 - 史莱克 史莱克 史莱克 - xū !bù méishénme shì le méishì le - shǐ lái kè shǐ lái kè shǐ lái kè
- What did you do with the princess? - Donkey, I'm the princess.
- 公主在哪里? - 小驴 我就是公主 - gōngzhǔ zài nǎlǐ ? - xiǎo lǘ wǒ jiùshì gōngzhǔ
- Aah! - It's me, in this body.
这是我的身体 zhè shì wǒ de shēntǐ
Oh, my God! You ate the princess!
哦 我的上帝!你吃了公主 ò wǒ de shàngdì !nǐ chī le gōngzhǔ
- Can you hear me? - Donkey!
- 你能听到我吗? - 小驴 - nǐ néng tīngdào wǒ ma ? - xiǎo lǘ
- Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there! - No!
- 听着 坚持住!我会把你弄出来的 - 不! - tīng zhāo jiānchí zhù !wǒ huì bǎ nǐ lòng chūlái de - bù !
- Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - Shh.
- 史莱克 史莱克 史莱克 - 嘘 - shǐ lái kè shǐ lái kè shǐ lái kè - xū
- Shrek! - This is me.
- 史莱克 - 是我 - shǐ lái kè - shì wǒ
[Muffled Mumbling]
Princess?
公主? gōngzhǔ ?
What happened to you? You're, uh, uh,
发生什么事了?你怎么... fāshēng shénme shì le ?nǐ zěnme ...
uh, different.
变样了 biànyàng le
- I'm ugly, okay? - Well, yeah!
- 我变丑了 是吗? - 哦 是的 - wǒ biànchǒu le shì ma ? - ò shìde
Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea.
是因为你吃的东西吗? 我告诉过史莱克吃老鼠不好 shì yīnwèi nǐ chī de dōngxī ma ? wǒ gàosu guò shǐ lái kè chī lǎoshǔ bù hǎo
- You are what you eat, I said. Now-- - No.
- 我说是因为你吃的东西... - 不 - wǒ shuō shì yīnwèi nǐ chī de dōngxī ... - bù
I-- I've been this way as Ion as I can remember.
我...我从记事起就这个样了 wǒ ...wǒ cóng jìshì qǐ jiù zhège yàng le
What do you mean? Look, I am not never seen you like this before.
什么意思?我从未见过你这个样子 shénme yìsi ?wǒ cóngwèi jiàn guò nǐ zhège yàngzi
It only happens when the sun goes down.
只有日落后才会变成这样 zhǐ yǒu rìluò hòu cái huìbiàn chéng zhèyàng
By night one way, by day another.
白天一个样 晚上一个样 báitiān yīgeyàng wǎnshang yīgeyàng
This shall be the norm...
形成了规律 xíngchéng le guīlǜ
until you find true love's first kiss...
只有得到真爱的初吻 zhǐ yǒu dédào zhēnài de chū wěn
and then take love's true form.
然后变成他的模样 ránhòu biànchéng tā de múyàng
Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.
啊 真美 我还不知道你会写诗 a zhēn měi wǒ hái bù zhīdào nǐ huì xiě shī
It's a spell.
这是个诅咒 zhè shì gè zǔzhòu
[Sighs] When I was a little girl,
我小的时候 wǒ xiǎo de shíhou
a witch cast a spell on me.
一个巫婆诅咒了我 yí gè wūpó zǔzhòu le wǒ
Every night I become this.
每天晚上我就会变成这个样 měitiān wǎnshang wǒ jiù huìbiàn chéng zhège yàng
This horrible, ugly beast!
一个可怕而又丑陋的怪物 yí gè kěpà ér yòu chǒulòu de guàiwu
I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me.
我被困在城堡中 等待真爱来救我 wǒ bèi kùn zài chéngbǎo zhōng děngdài zhēnài lái jiù wǒ
That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow...
这就是为什么我必须在 明天日落前跟弗瓜王结婚 zhè jiùshì wèishénme wǒ bìxū zài míngtiān rìluò qián gēn fú guā wáng jiéhūn
before the sun sets and he sees me...
在他见到我这样子以前 zài tā jiàndào wǒ zhèyàng zǐ yǐqián
like this. [Sobs]
像这样 xiàng zhèyàng
All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad.
好的 冷静点 看 这不是很坏 hǎo de lěngjìng diǎn kàn zhè bú shì hěn huài
You're not that ugly. Well, I am not gonna lie. You are ugly.
你不是很丑 我不会撒谎 你是丑 nǐ bú shì hěn chǒu wǒ búhuì sāhuǎng nǐ shì chǒu
But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7.
但你只是夜晚丑 史莱克却时刻如此 dàn nǐ zhǐshì yèwǎn chǒu shǐ lái kè què shíkè rúcǐ
But, Donkey, I'm a princess,
但是 小驴 我是一位公主 dànshì xiǎo lǘ wǒ shì yí wèi gōngzhǔ
and this is not how a princess is meant to look.
这不是一位公主该有的长相 zhè bú shì yí wèi gōngzhǔ gāi yǒude zhǎngxiàng
Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad?
公主 你不跟弗瓜王结婚怎么样? gōngzhǔ nǐ bù gēn fú guā wáng jiéhūn zěnmeyàng ?
I have to.
我必须这样 wǒ bìxū zhèyàng
Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.
只有真爱的人的吻才能解除诅咒 zhǐ yǒu zhēnài de rén de wěn cáinéng jiěchú zǔzhòu
But, you know, um, you're kind of an ogre,
但是 你是一个善良的怪物 dànshì nǐ shì yí gè shànliáng de guàiwu
and Shrek-- well, you got a lot in common.
而且 史莱克 你们有很多共同点 érqiě shǐ lái kè nǐmen yǒu hěn duō gòngtóngdiǎn
Shrek?
史莱克? shǐ lái kè ?
Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, first of all?
公主 我...你好吗? gōngzhǔ wǒ ...nǐ hǎo ma ?
Good? Um, good for me too.
好?我很好 hǎo ?wǒ hěn hǎo
I'm okay.
我也很好 wǒ yě hěn hǎo
I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and--
我看到这些花想到你 因为花很漂亮... wǒ kàn dào zhèxiē huā xiǎngdào nǐ yīnwèi huā hěn piàoliang ...
well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty.
我不怎么喜欢 但是我想你会喜欢 因为你很漂亮 wǒ bùzěnme xǐhuan dànshì wǒ xiǎng nǐ huì xǐhuan yīnwèi nǐ hěn piàoliang
But I like you anyway. I'd-- uh, uh--
反正我很喜欢你 我... fǎnzhèng wǒ hěn xǐhuan nǐ wǒ ...
[Sighs]
I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go.
对我来说很难 好的 走吧 duìwǒláishuō hěn nán hǎo de zǒu ba
[Fiona] I can't just marry whoever want.
我不能随便嫁人的 wǒ bù néng suíbiàn jiàrén de
Take a good look at me, Donkey.
看着我 小驴 kàn zhāo wǒ xiǎo lǘ
I mean, really,
我说的是真的 wǒ shuō de shì zhēn de
who could ever love a beast so hideous and ugly?
谁会爱上一个丑陋的怪物? shéi huì àishàng yí gè chǒulòu de guàiwu ?
Princessand ugly don't go together.
公主和丑八怪不能在一起 gōngzhǔ hé chǒubāguài bù néng zàiyīqǐ
- That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. - [Gasps]
这就是我不能跟史莱克在一起的原因 zhè jiùshì wǒ bù néng gēn shǐ lái kè zàiyīqǐ de yuányīn
My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my truelove.
我唯一的机会就是嫁给真爱的人 wǒ wéiyī de jīhuì jiùshì jià gěi zhēnài de rén
- [Deep Sigh] - Don't you see, Donkey?
你明白吗 小驴? nǐ míngbai ma xiǎo lǘ ?
That's just how it has to be.
我必须这么做 wǒ bìxū zhème zuò
It's the only way to break the spell.
这是解除诅咒的唯一办法 zhè shì jiěchú zǔzhòu de wéiyī bànfǎ
- You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. - No!
- 你至少应该告诉史莱克真相 - 不! - nǐ zhìshǎo yīnggāi gàosu shǐ lái kè zhēnxiàng - bù !
You can't breathe a word. No one must ever know.
你一个字也不能说 没有人知道这个秘密 nǐ yí gè zì yě bù néng shuō méi yǒurén zhīdào zhège mìmì
What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets?
如果要保密为什么要告诉我? rúguǒ yào bǎomì wèishénme yào gàosu wǒ ?
Promise you won't tell. Promise!
答应我保密 发誓 dāying wǒ bǎomì fāshì
All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should.
好的 好的 我不会告诉他 但你可以告诉他 hǎo de hǎo de wǒ búhuì gàosu tā dàn nǐ kěyǐ gàosu tā
I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
在这些结束之前 我需要接受治疗 zài zhèxiē jiéshù zhīqián wǒ xūyào jiēshòu zhìliáo
- Look at my eye twitching. - [Door Opens]
瞧 我的眼睛在抽搐 qiáo wǒ de yǎnjing zài chōuchù
[Snoring]
[Fiona] I tell him, I tell him not.
告诉他 不告诉他 gàosu tā bú gàosu tā
I tell him, I tell him not.
告诉他 不告诉他 gàosu tā bú gàosu tā
I tell him.
告诉他 gàosu tā
Shrek!
史莱克! shǐ lái kè !
Shrek, there's something I want--
史莱克 有些事 我想... shǐ lái kè yǒuxiē shì wǒ xiǎng ...
[Snoring]
Shrek.
史莱克 shǐ lái kè
- Are you all right? - Perfect!
- 你还好吗? - 我很好! - nǐ háihǎo ma ? - wǒ hěn hǎo !
Never been better.
好的不得了 hǎo de bùdéliǎo
I-- I don't-- There's something I have to tell you.
我...我不...我有些事情要告诉你 wǒ ...wǒ bù ...wǒ yǒuxiē shìqing yào gàosu nǐ
You don't have to tell me anything, Princess.
你不必告诉我任何事情 公主 nǐ búbì gàosu wǒ rènhé shìqing gōngzhǔ
- I heard enough last night. - You heard what I said?
- 我昨晚听够了 - 什么 你听见我说的话了? - wǒ zuówǎn tīng gòu le - shénme nǐ tīngjiàn wǒ shuō dehuà le ?
Every word.
每一句 měiyī gōu
I thought you'd understand.
我想你能理解 wǒ xiǎng nǐ néng lǐjiě
Oh, I understand.
我理解 wǒ lǐjiě
Like you said, Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?
就像你说的 谁会爱上一个丑陋的怪物? jiù xiàng nǐ shuō de shéi huì àishàng yí gè chǒulòu de guàiwu ?
But I thought that wouldn't matter to you.
但我以为这对你来说无所谓 dàn wǒ yǐwéi zhè duì nǐ láishuō wúsuǒwèi
Yeah? Well, it does.
是吗?无所谓 shì ma ?wúsuǒwèi
[Gasps, Sighs]
- Ah, right on time. - [Horse Whinnies]
啊 真准时 a zhēn zhǔnshí
Princess, I've brought you a little something.
公主 我给你带来个小东西 gōngzhǔ wǒ gěi nǐ dàilái gè xiǎo dōngxī
[Fanfare]
[Yawns] What'd I miss? What'd I miss?
我错过了什么吗?我错过了什么吗? wǒ cuòguò le shénme ma ?wǒ cuòguò le shénme ma ?
[Muffled] Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.
是谁说的?不可能是驴 shì shéi shuō de ?bùkěnéng shì lǘ
Princess Fiona.
菲奥娜公主 fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ
As promised. Now hand it over.
完成你的承诺 wánchéng nǐ de chéngnuò
Very well, ogre. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed.
好的 怪物 你的沼泽地的契约 hǎo de guàiwu nǐ de zhǎozédì de qìyuē
Take it and go before I change my mind.
在我改变主意之前拿走吧 zài wǒ gǎibiàn zhǔyi zhīqián názǒu ba
Forgive me, Princess, for startling you,
原谅我 公主 让你吃惊了 yuánliàng wǒ gōngzhǔ ràng nǐ chījīng le
but you startled me,
但是你也让我吃惊了 dànshì nǐ yě ràng wǒ chījīng le
for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before.
我从没有见过这样的美人 wǒ cóngméi yǒu jiàn guò zhèyàng de měirén
I am Lord Farquaad.
我是弗瓜王 wǒ shì fú guā wáng
Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no.
弗瓜王?哦 不 不 fú guā wáng ?ò -bu- bù
- [Snaps Fingers] - Forgive me, my Lord, for I was just saying...
请原谅我 我正要... qǐng yuánliàng wǒ wǒ zhèngyào ...
a short... farewell.
告别 gàobié
That is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre.
真善良 你不必对那个怪物那么客气 zhēn shànliáng nǐ búbì duì nàge guàiwu nàme kèqi
It's not like it has feelings.
它没有感情 tā méi yǒu gǎnqíng
No, you're right. It doesn't.
你是对的 它没有 nǐ shì duì de tā méi yǒu
Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona.
菲奥娜公主 美丽 完美无暇的公主 fēi ào nà gōngzhǔ měilì wánměi wúxiá de gōngzhǔ
- I ask your hand in marriage. - [Gasps]
我向你求婚 wǒ xiàng nǐ qiúhūn
Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?
你愿意成为完美新郎的完美新娘吗? nǐ yuànyì chéngwéi wánměi xīnláng de wánměi xīnniáng ma ?
Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make--
弗瓜王 我愿意 没有什么... fú guā wáng wǒ yuànyì méiyǒushénme ...
Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed!
太好了 我决定 我们明天就举行婚礼! tài hǎo le wǒ juédìng wǒmen míngtiān jiù jǔxínghūnlǐ !
No! I mean, uh,
不 我是说... bù wǒ shì shuō ...
why wait?
为什么要等明天? wèishénme yào děng míngtiān ?
Let's get married today before the sun sets.
让我们在今天日落以前就结婚 ràng wǒmen zài jīntiān rìluò yǐqián jiù jiéhūn
Oh, anxious, are we? You're right.
哦 着急了 是吧?你说的对 ò zháojí le shì ba ?nǐ shuō de duì
The sooner, the better. There's so much to do!
越快越好 有很多事情要做 yuèkuàiyuèhǎo yǒu hěn duōshì qíng yào zuò
There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list.
宴会 蛋糕 乐队 客人名单 yànhuì dàngāo yuèduì kèrén míngdān
Captain, round up some guests!
队长 快去请客人! duìzhǎng kuài qù qǐngkè rén !
[Fiona] Fare-thee-well, ogre.
再见了 怪物 zàijiàn le guàiwu
Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away.
史莱克 你在干什么?你就这样让她走了? shǐ lái kè nǐ zài gàn shénme ?nǐ jiù zhèyàng ràng tā zǒu le ?
- Yeah? So what? - Shrek, there's something about her you don't know.
- 是吗?那又怎么样? - 史莱克 有些事你应该知道 - shì ma ?nà yòu zěnmeyàng ? - shǐ lái kè yǒuxiē shì nǐ yīnggāi zhīdào
Look, I talked to her last night. She's--
我昨晚跟她谈话 她是... wǒ zuówǎn gēn tā tánhuà tā shì ...
I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya?
我知道你跟她昨晚谈话 你们是好朋友 不是吗? wǒ zhīdào nǐ gēn tā zuówǎn tánhuà nǐmen shì hǎopéngyou búshìma ?
Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?
你俩那么好 你为什么不跟着她走? nǐ liǎ nàme hǎo nǐ wèishénme bù gēnzhe tā zǒu ?
Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you.
史莱克 我想跟着你 shǐ lái kè wǒ xiǎng gēnzhe nǐ
I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me.
我没告诉过你吗?你不能跟我回家 wǒ méi gàosu guò nǐ ma ?nǐ bù néng gēn wǒ huí jiā
I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else!
我单独生活!我的沼泽!我!没有别人! wǒ dāndú shēnghuó !wǒ de zhǎozé !wǒ !méi yǒubié rén !
Understand? Nobody!
明白吗?没有别人! míngbai ma ?méi yǒubié rén !
Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!
特别是无用的 可怜的 烦人的会说话的驴 tèbié shì wúyòng de kělián de fánrén de huì shuōhuà de lǘ
- But I thought-- - Yeah. You know what?
- 但是 我想... - 你知道什么? - dànshì wǒ xiǎng ... - nǐ zhīdào shénme ?
You thought wrong!
你的想法错了 nǐ de xiǎngfǎ cuò le
Shrek.
史莱克 shǐ lái kè
I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya
It goes like this the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall the major lift
The baffled king composing hallelujah
Hallelujah
Baby, I've been here before
I know this room I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
But love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
Hallelujah
And all I ever learned from love
I show to shoot at someone
- Who outdrew you - [Moaning]
And it's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
- It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah - [Moaning]
Hallelujah
[Thumping Sound]
Donkey?
小驴? xiǎo lǘ ?
- [Grunts] - What are you doing?
你在干什么? nǐ zài gàn shénme ?
I would think, of all people, you would recognise a wall when you see one.
我想 对每一个人 你要学会认识墙 wǒ xiǎng duì měiyī gèrén nǐ yào xuéhuì rènshi qiáng
Well, yeah.
对 duì
But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it.
但是墙应该围绕着我的沼泽 而不是穿过 dànshì qiáng yīnggāi wéirào zhāo wǒ de zhǎozé ér bú shì chuānguò
It is around your half. See, that's your half, and this is my half.
是这样的 这是你的一半 那是我的一半 shì zhèyàng de zhè shì nǐ de yíbàn nà shì wǒ de yíbàn
Oh! Your half. Hmm.
哦 你的一半 ò nǐ de yíbàn
Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess.
对 我的一半 我帮你救了公主 duì wǒ de yíbàn wǒ bāng nǐ jiù le gōngzhǔ
I did half the work, I get half the booty.
我做了一半的工作 我应该得到一半的奖品 wǒ zuò le yíbàn de gōngzuò wǒ yīnggāi dédào yíbàn de jiǎngpǐn
Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.
现在把那个大石头给我 就是像你脑袋的那个 xiànzài bǎ nàge dà shítou gěi wǒ jiùshì xiàng nǐ nǎodài de nàge
- Back off! - No, you back off.
- 退后! - 不 你退后 - tuì hòu ! - -bu- nǐ tuì hòu
- This is my swamp! - Our swamp.
- 这是我的沼泽 - 我的 - zhè shì wǒ de zhǎozé - wǒ de
- Let go, Donkey! - You let go.
- 放开 小驴! - 不 你放开 - fàngkāi xiǎo lǘ ! - -bu- nǐ fàngkāi
- Stubborn jackass! - Smelly ogre.
- 顽固的驴! - 臭怪物! - wángù de lǘ ! - chòu guàiwu !
Fine!
好吧! hǎo ba !
- Hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet. - Well, I'm through with you.
- 回来 我还没有说完 - 但是我已经跟你说完了 - huílai wǒ hái méi yǒu shuō wán - dànshì wǒ yǐjīng gēn nǐ shuō wán le
Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, Me, me, me!
跟你在一起 你总是"我 我 我" gēn nǐ zàiyīqǐ nǐ zǒngshì "wǒ wǒ wǒ "
Well, guess what! Now it's my turn!
猜猜看!该我了! cāi cāi kàn !gāi wǒ le !
So you just shut up and pay attention!
闭嘴 听我说! bìzuǐ tīng wǒ shuō !
You are mean to me.
你对我总是很刻薄 nǐ duì wǒ zǒngshì hěn kèbó
You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do!
你侮辱我而且你不感激我做的每件事 nǐ wǔrǔ wǒ érqiě nǐ bù gǎnjī wǒ zuò de měi jiàn shì
You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.
你总是把我呼来喝去 nǐ zǒngshì bǎ wǒ hūláihèqù
Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
是吗 如果我对你这么不好 为什么你还要回来? shì ma rúguǒ wǒ duì nǐ zhème bù hǎo wèishénme nǐ hái yào huílai ?
Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!
因为我们是朋友 朋友会原谅彼此的 yīnwèi wǒmen shì péngyou péngyou huì yuánliàng bǐcǐ de
Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey.
哦 你说的对 小驴 ò nǐ shuō de duì xiǎo lǘ
I forgive you... for stabbing me in the back!
我原谅你背叛了我 wǒ yuánliàng nǐ bèipàn le wǒ
Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.
你把自己裹在层里 洋葱仔 你害怕你自己的感觉 nǐ bǎ zìjǐ guǒ zài céng lǐ yángcōng zǎi nǐ hàipà nǐ zìjǐ de gǎnjué
- Go away! - There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona.
- 走开! - 你又那么做了 - zǒukāi ! - nǐ yòu nàme zuò le
All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.
就像对公主一样 她喜欢你 甚至爱上你 jiù xiàng duì gōngzhǔ yíyàng tā xǐhuan nǐ shènzhì àishàng nǐ
Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature.
爱上我?她说我是一个丑陋可怕的怪物 àishàng wǒ ?tā shuō wǒ shì yí gè chǒulòu kěpà de guàiwu
I heard the two of you talking.
我听见你们俩的谈话了 wǒ tīngjiàn nǐmen liǎ de tánhuà le
She wasn't talking about you.
她不是说你 tā bú shì shuō nǐ
She was talking about, uh, somebody else.
她是在说...别人 tā shì zài shuō ...biéren
She wasn't talking about me?
她不是说我? tā bú shì shuō wǒ ?
Well, then who was she talking about?
那她说的是谁? nà tā shuō de shì shéi ?
Uh-uh, no way. I am not saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me.
我什么都不说 反正你也没有兴趣听 wǒ shénme dōu bù shuō fǎnzhèng nǐ yě méi yǒuxìngqù tīng
- Right? Right? - Donkey!
- 是吗?是吗? - 小驴! - shì ma ?shì ma ? - xiǎo lǘ !
- No! - Okay, look.
不! bù !
好 我道歉 好吗? hǎo wǒ dàoqiàn hǎo ma ?
I'm sorry, all right?
Hmph.
[Sighs] I'm sorry.
对不起 duìbuqǐ
I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.
我是一个愚蠢而又丑陋的怪物 wǒ shì yí gè yúchǔn ér yòu chǒulòu de guàiwu
Can you forgive me?
你能原谅我吗? nǐ néng yuánliàng wǒ ma ?
Hey, that's what friends are for, right?
朋友就是这样的嘛 对吗? péngyou jiùshì zhèyàng de ma duì ma ?
Right. Friends?
正确 朋友? zhèngquè péngyou ?
Friends.
朋友 péngyou
So, um,
那么... nàme ...
what did Fiona say about me?
公主是怎么说我的 gōngzhǔ shì zěnme shuō wǒ de
What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her?
为什么问我?你应该去问她 wèishénme wèn wǒ ?nǐ yīnggāi qù wèn tā
The wedding! We'll never make it in time.
婚礼!我们来不及了 hūnlǐ !wǒmen láibují le
Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where there's a will, there's a way,
别急 有志者事竟成 bié jí yǒuzhìzhěshìjìngchéng
and I have a way. [Whistles]
我有办法 wǒ yǒubànfǎ
- Donkey? - [Donkey Laughing]
小驴 xiǎo lǘ
I guess it's just my animal magnetism.
我想这是我个人的魅力 wǒ xiǎng zhè shì wǒ gèrén de mèilì
[Laughing] Aw, come here, you.
你 过来 nǐ guòlái
All right, all right. Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass.
别这样 没人喜欢拍驴屁的 bié zhèyàng méi rén xǐhuan pāi lǘ pì de
All right, hop on and hold on tight.
好 上来 抓紧 hǎo shànglái zhuājǐn
I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet.
我还没来得及装安全带呢 wǒ hái méi láidejí zhuāng ānquándài ne
[Donkey Laughing] Whoo!
[Bells Tolling]
[All Gasping]
People of DuLoc,
杜洛克的公民们 dù luò kè de gōngmín men
we gather here today...
我们今天到这来 wǒmen jīntiān dào zhè lái
to bear witness...
来见证... lái jiànzhèng ...
- to the union... - Um--
结合... jiéhé ...
- of our new king-- - Excuse me.
- 为我们的新国王 - 打扰一下 - wéi wǒmen de xīn guówáng - dǎrǎo yíxià
- Could we just skip ahead to the I do's? - [Chuckling]
我们能不能直接跳到"我愿意"? wǒmen néng -bu- néng zhíjiē tiào dào "wǒ yuànyì "?
Go on.
继续 jìxù
Go ahead, have some fun. If we need you, I'll whistle. How about that?
走找点乐子 需要你时我会吹口哨的 zǒu zhǎo diǎn lèzi xūyào nǐ shí wǒ huì chuīkǒushào de
Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute!
史莱克 等等 等等! shǐ lái kè děngděng děngděng !
- You wanna do this right, don't you? - What are you talking about?
- 你要那么做 是吗? - 你在说什么? - nǐ yào nàme zuò shì ma ? - nǐ zài shuō shénme ?
There's a line you gotta wait for.
你必须等一句台词 nǐ bìxū děng yíjù táicí
The preacher's gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace.
等待牧师说 现在说否则永远保持沉默 děngdài mùshī shuō xiànzài shuō fǒuzé yǒngyuǎn bǎochí chénmò
- That's when you say, I object! - I don't have time for this!
- 这时你说 我反对 - 我没有时间听这些 - zhèshí nǐ shuō wǒ fǎnduì - wǒ méi yǒu shíjiān tīng zhèxiē
Wait. What are you doing? Listen to me!
等等 你听我说 děngděng nǐ tīng wǒ shuō
- Look, you love this woman, don't you? - Yes.
- 你爱那个女人吗? - 是的 - nǐ ài nàge nǚrén ma ? - shìde
- You wanna hold her? - Yes.
- 你想牵她的手 对吗? - 是的 - nǐ xiǎng qiān tā de shǒu duì ma ? - shìde
- Please her? - Yes!
- 让她高兴? - 是的 - ràng tā gāoxìng ? - shìde
那你就要去...去...试着温柔点 nà nǐ jiù yào qù ...qù ...shìzhe wēnróu diǎn
Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness
- The chicks love that romantic crap! - All right! Cut it out.
- 女人都喜欢这种浪漫的废话! - 是的 完全正确 - nǚrén dōu xǐhuan zhèzhǒng làngmàn de fèihuà ! - shìde wánquán zhèngquè
- When does this guy say the line? - We gotta check it out.
- 那家伙什么时候说这个? - 我们得查一下 - nà jiāhuo shénme shíhou shuō zhège ? - wǒmen dé chá yíxià
- [Donkey Grunting] - And so, by the power vested in me,
以我的权力 yǐ wǒ de quánlì
- [Shrek] What do you see? - The whole town's in there.
- 你看见什么了? - 全城的人都在 - nǐ kànjiàn shénme le ? - quánchéng de rén dōu zài
- I now pronounce you husband and wife, - They're at the altar.
- 我宣布你们为夫妻 - 他们在祭坛上 - wǒ xuānbù nǐmen wéi fūqī - tāmen zài jìtán shàng
- king and queen. - Mother Fletcher! He already said it.
- 国王和王后 - 他已经说了 - guówáng hé wánghòu - tā yǐjīng shuō le
- Oh, for the love of Pete! - [Grunts]
看在圣彼得的面上 kàn zài shèngbǐdé de miàn shàng
I object!
我反对! wǒ fǎnduì !
- Shrek? - [Gasps]
史莱克? shǐ lái kè ?
Oh, now what does he want?
他想干什么? tā xiǎng gàn shénme ?
[Crowd Clamouring]
Hi, everyone. Having a good time, are ya?
各位 过得很愉快 是吗? gèwèi guòdé hěn yúkuài shì ma ?
I love DuLoc, first of all.
首先我很喜欢杜洛克 shǒuxiān wǒ hěn xǐhuan dù luò kè
- Very clean. - What are you doing here?
- 很干净 - 你来这里干什么? - hěn gānjìng - nǐ lái zhèlǐ gàn shénme ?
Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you,
没有人欢迎你来 méi yǒurén huānyíng nǐ lái
-but showing up uninvited to a wedding-- -Fiona!
- 你不请自来太无礼了 - 菲奥纳 - nǐ bùqǐngzìlái tài wúlǐ le - fēi ào nà
- I need to talk to you. - Oh, now you wanna talk?
- 我想跟你谈谈 - 你想说什么? - wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ tántán - nǐ xiǎng shuō shénme ?
It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--
现在说有点晚了 但如果你能原谅我... xiànzài shuō yǒudiǎn wǎn le dàn rúguǒ nǐ néng yuánliàng wǒ ...
- But you can't marry him. - And why not?
- 你不能嫁给他 - 为什么? - nǐ bù néng jià gěi tā - wèishénme ?
Because-- Because he's just marrying you so he can be king.
因为...因为他娶你只是为了能当上国王 yīnwèi ...yīnwèi tā qǔ nǐ zhǐshì wèile néng dāngshang guówáng
Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.
可恶!菲奥纳 别听他的 kěwù !fēi ào nà bié tīng tā de
- He's not your true love. - And what do you know about true love?
- 他不是你的真爱 - 你懂什么是真爱吗? - tā bú shì nǐ de zhēnài - nǐ dǒng shénme shì zhēnài ma ?
Well, I-- Uh--
嗯 我 我... ēn wǒ wǒ ...
- I mean-- - Oh, this is precious.
- 我是说... - 真有意思 - wǒ shì shuō ... - zhēn yǒuyìsi
[Chuckling] The ogre has fallen in love with the princess!
这个怪物爱上了公主! zhège guàiwu àishàng le gōngzhǔ !
- Oh, good Lord. - [Crowd Laughing]
哦 上帝啊 ò shàngdì a
An ogre and a princess!
一个怪物和一个公主 yí gè guàiwu hé yí gè gōngzhǔ
[Laughing Continues]
Shrek, is this true?
史莱克 这是真的吗? shǐ lái kè zhè shì zhēn de ma ?
Who cares? It's preposterous!
谁关心呢?真荒谬! shéi guānxīn ne ?zhēn huāngmiù !
Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after.
菲奥纳 我的爱人 吻完我们就能得到永远的幸福 fēi ào nà wǒ de àiren wěn wán wǒmen jiù néng dédào yǒngyuǎn de xìngfú
Now kiss me! Mmmm!
吻我! wěn wǒ !
By night one way, by day another.
白天一个样 晚上一个样 báitiān yīgeyàng wǎnshang yīgeyàng
I wanted to show you before.
我想给你看我晚上的样子 wǒ xiǎng gěi nǐ kàn wǒ wǎnshang de yàngzi
- [Whimpers] - [Crowd Gasping]
Well, uh,
that explains a lot.
我明白了 wǒ míngbai le
[Farquaad] Ugh! It's disgusting!
真恶心 zhēn ěxīn
Guards! Guards!
卫兵 卫兵 wèibīng wèibīng
I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them!
我命令你们把他们赶走 wǒ mìnglìng nǐmen bǎ tāmen gǎnzǒu
- Get them both! - No, no!
- 把他们俩都赶走 - 不 不 - bǎ tāmen liǎ dōu gǎnzǒu - -bu- bù
This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king!
这不会改变任何事情 这婚姻仍然有效 我成为了国王 zhè búhuì gǎibiàn rènhé shìqing zhè hūnyīn réngrán yǒuxiào wǒ chéngwéi le guówáng
- See? See? - No, let go of me! Shrek!
- 瞧 瞧 - 不 放开我 史莱克! - qiáo qiáo - -bu- fàngkāi wǒ shǐ lái kè !
- No! - [Farquaad] Don't just stand there, you morons.
不!别光站在那里 一群笨蛋 bù !bié guāng zhàn zài nàli yì qún bèndàn
Get out of my way! Fiona!
滚开!菲奥纳! gǔnkāi !fēi ào nà !
Arrgh!
I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered!
我要让你后悔和我见面 我要让你受尽折磨 wǒ yào ràng nǐ hòuhuǐ hé wǒ jiànmiàn wǒ yào ràng nǐ shòujìn zhémó
- You'll beg for death to save you! - No! Shrek!
- 到时候你会求我杀了你 - 不 史莱克! - dàoshíhòu nǐ huì qiú wǒ shā le nǐ - -bu- shǐ lái kè !
- And as for you, my wife, - Fiona!
- 至于你 我的妻子 - 菲奥纳! - zhìyú nǐ wǒ de qīzǐ - fēi ào nà !
I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!
我会把你锁到城堡里渡过你的余生 wǒ huì bǎ nǐ suǒ dào chéngbǎo lǐ dùguò nǐ de yú shēng
- I am king! - [Whistles]
我是国王 wǒ shì guówáng
I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have--
我有权力 我至高无上 我将有... wǒ yǒuquán lì wǒ zhìgāowúshàng wǒ jiāng yǒu ...
Aaah!
- Aah! - All right. Nobody move.
- 好 -大家都别动 - hǎo -dàjiā dōu bié dòng
I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.
我有一条龙 而且会毫不犹豫的使用 wǒ yǒu yìtiáolóng érqiě huì háobùyóuyù de shǐyòng
- [Dragon Roars] - I'm a donkey on the edge!
我是头发怒的驴 wǒ shì tóufa nù de lǘ
- [Belches] - [Donkey Laughs]
Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?
名人的婚姻都没有长久的 对吗? míngrén de hūnyīn dōu méi yǒu chángjiǔ de duì ma ?
[Cheering]
Go ahead, Shrek.
去吧 史莱克 qù ba shǐ lái kè
Uh, Fiona?
呃 菲奥纳 è fēi ào nà
Yes, Shrek?
是的 史莱克 shìde shǐ lái kè
I-- I love you.
我...我爱你 wǒ ...wǒ ài nǐ
Really?
真的吗? zhēn de ma ?
Really, really.
真的 真的 zhēn de zhēn de
I love you too.
我也爱你 wǒ yě ài nǐ
[All] Aawww!
[Fiona's Voice] Until you find truelove's first kiss...
直到你找到真爱并得到他的吻 zhídào nǐ zhǎodào zhēnài bìng dédào tā de wěn
[Echoing] and then take love's true form.
然后变成他的模样 ránhòu biànchéng tā de múyàng
[Echoing Continues] Take love's true form. Take love's true form.
变成他的模样 变成他的模样 biànchéng tā de múyàng biànchéng tā de múyàng
Fiona?
菲奥纳 fēi ào nà
Fiona.
菲奥纳 fēi ào nà
Are you all right?
你还好吗? nǐ háihǎo ma ?
Well, yes.
是的 很好 shìde hěn hǎo
But I don't understand.
但我不明白 dàn wǒ bùmíng bái
I'm supposed to be beautiful.
我想应该变美的 wǒ xiǎng yīnggāi biàn měidí
But you are beautiful.
你很漂亮 nǐ hěn piàoliang
[Chuckles]
I was hoping this would be a happy ending.
我希望是一个幸福的结局 wǒ xīwàng shì yí gè xìngfú de jiéjú
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
我想爱情是童话故事中唯一真实的东西 wǒ xiǎng àiqíng shì tónghuàgùshì zhōng wéiyī zhēnshí de dōngxī
[All] Oy!
Meant for someone else but not for me
对别人有意义 但是对我没有 duì biéren yǒuyìyì dànshì duì wǒ méi yǒu
Love was out to get me
爱情不会光顾我 àiqíng búhuì guānggù wǒ
That's the way it seemed
好像一直是这样 hǎoxiàng yìzhí shì zhèyàng
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
失望袭击着我的梦想 shīwàng xíjī zhāo wǒ de mèngxiǎng
And then I saw her face
但是当我看到她的脸 dànshì dāng wǒ kàn dào tā de liǎn
Now I'm a believer
现在我是一个信徒 xiànzài wǒ shì yí gè xìntú
And not a trace
不再怀疑是个踪迹 búzài huáiyí shì gè zōngjì
Of doubt in my mind
- I'm in love - Ooh-ahh
我恋爱了 wǒ liànài le
I'm a believer I couldn't leave her
我是一个信徒 我离不开她 wǒ shì yí gè xìntú wǒ líbukāi tā
If I tried
如果我试了 rúguǒ wǒ shì le
God bless us, every one.
神会保佑我们每一个人 shén huì bǎoyòu wǒmen měiyī gèrén
Come on, y'all! Then I saw her face Ha-ha!
-一起来吧 -当我看见她的脸 -yìqǐ lái ba -dāng wǒ kànjiàn tā de liǎn
Now I'm a believer Listen!
现在我是一个信徒 xiànzài wǒ shì yí gè xìntú
Not a trace
不是踪迹 bú shì zōngjì
Of doubt in my mind
从不怀疑 cóngbù huáiyí
I'm in love Ooh-ahh
我恋爱了 wǒ liànài le
I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried
我是个信徒 wǒ shì gè xìntú
- Ooh! - Uh!
Then I saw her face
当我看见她的脸 dāng wǒ kànjiàn tā de liǎn
Now I'm a believer Hey!
我是一个信徒 wǒ shì yí gè xìntú
Not a trace Uhh! Yeah.
不是踪迹 bú shì zōngjì
Of doubt in my mind One more time!
从不怀疑 再来一次 cóngbù huáiyí zài lái yícì
I'm in love I'm a believer
我恋爱了 wǒ liànài le
Come on!
大家一起来 dàjiā yìqǐ lái
I believe, I believe I believe, I believe
我相信 我相信 我相信 我相信 wǒ xiāngxìn wǒ xiāngxìn wǒ xiāngxìn wǒ xiāngxìn
I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe, hey
我相信 我相信 我相信 我相信 我相信 wǒ xiāngxìn wǒ xiāngxìn wǒ xiāngxìn wǒ xiāngxìn wǒ xiāngxìn
Y'all sing it with me! I
跟我一起唱 gēn wǒ yìqǐ chàng
Believe
我相信 wǒ xiāngxìn
I believe People in the back!
我相信 wǒ xiāngxìn
- I believe - I'm a believer
我相信 wǒ xiāngxìn
I believe
我相信 wǒ xiāngxìn
I believe
我相信 wǒ xiāngxìn
I believe
我相信 wǒ xiāngxìn
[Hysterical Laughing]
Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh.
哦 真有趣 ò zhēn yǒuqù
I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
我不能呼吸 我不能呼吸了 wǒ bù néng hūxī wǒ bù néng hūxī le
I believe in self-assertion
我相信自我感觉 wǒ xiāngxìn zìwǒ gǎnjué
Destiny or as light diversion
命运有时会改变 mìngyùn yǒu shí huì gǎibiàn
Now it seems I've got my head on straight
现在好像青睐我了 xiànzài hǎoxiàng qīnglài wǒ le
I'm a freak an apparition
我是一个丑八怪 一个怪物 wǒ shì yí gè chǒubāguài yí gè guàiwu
Seems I've made the right decision
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To try to turn back now it might be too late
- I want to stay home today - Don't wanna go out
- If anyone comes to play - Gonna get thrown out
- I wanna stay home today - Don't want no company
No way
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna be a millionaire some day
But know what it feels like to give it away
Watch me march to the beat of my own drum
And it's off to the moon and then back again
Same old day Same situation
My happiness rears back as if to say
- I wanna stay home today - Don't wanna go out
- If anyone comes my way - Gonna get thrown out
- I wanna stay home today - Don't want no company
No way
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna stay home stay home, stay home
- I wanna stay home today - Don't wanna go out
- If anyone comes to play - Gonna get thrown out
I wanna stay home today
Don't want no company No way
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I get such a thrill when you looking my eyes
My heart skips a beat Girl, I feel so alive
Please tell me, baby if all this is true
Cause deep down inside all I wanted was you
Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance
Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance
Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes
Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives
When we first met I could hardly believe
The things that would happen and we could achieve
So let's be together for all of our time
Oh, girl, I'm so thankful that you are still mine
You always consider me like an ugly duckling
And treat me like a Nostradamus was why I had to get my shine on
I break a little something to keep my mind on
Cause you had my mind gone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh
Turn the lights on, Come on, baby Let's just rewind the song
Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best years
All night long
- Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance - Makes me wanna dance
- Oh-oh-oh, it's a new romance - It's a new romance
- Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes - Oh, yeah, yeah
- Look into your eyes - Oh-oh-oh
- The best years of our lives - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance - Whoa-oh-oh, dance, yeah
Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance
- Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes - Look into your eyes, yeah
Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives
Everything looks bright
Standing in your light
Everything feels right
What's left is out of sight
What's a girl to do I'm telling you, you're on my mind
I wanna be with you
Cause when you're standing next to me
It's like wow
And all your kisses seem to set me free
It's like wow
And when we touch it's such a rush, I can't get enough
It's like-- It's like Ooh-ooh
Hey, what
It's like wow Ooh-ooh, hey
Hey, yeah It's like wow
Everything is looking right now, right now
- It's like wow - And I got this feeling
This feeling it's just like wow
It's just like wow
- You are all I'm thinking of. - Like wow
Everything feels right Everything feels right
- Like wow - Everything looks bright
All my senses are right.
- Like wow - Everything feels right
Baby, baby, baby the way I'm feeling you
Is like wow
[Instrumental]
There is something that I see
In the way you look at me
There's a smile There's a truth
In your eyes
What an unexpected way
On this unexpected day
Could it be
This is where I belong
It is you I have loved
All along
There's no more mystery
It is finally clear to me
You're the home my heart's searched for
So long
It is you I have loved
All along
Whoa, over and over
I'm filled with emotion
As I look
Into your perfect face